Atheist Forum Joke Thread (believe)

[mordant]

Originally Posted by hiker45

Maybe that was the house of our former Democrat Vice President Al Gore. I heard he had a $30,000 yearly electric bill.


Al Gore's 'Inconvenient Truth'? -- A $30,000 Utility Bill - ABC News

Sounds like that was more about a heated pool than Christmas lights.

[PoppySead]

I'm sure this has made it's way on here long ago but in light of the current events I thought it needed another push.

[TRANSPONDER]

Originally Posted by PoppySead

I'm sure this has made it's way on here long ago but in light of the current events I thought it needed another push.

This is the Knitted Pastafarinhat for ladies. I believe the one for men is made of cartonnage.

[jacqueg]

Originally Posted by AREQUIPA

This is the Knitted Pastafarinhat for ladies. I believe the one for men is made of cartonnage.

That's wonderful!

Must be a free pattern somewhere on the inter webs...

Edited to add - why yes, yes there is - http://www.venganza.org/spread/hat.htm

[ShouldIMoveOrStayPut...?]

Originally Posted by mordant

Sounds like that was more about a heated pool than Christmas lights.

I thought he heated the pool with condensed cow flatulence?

[hiker45]

Originally Posted by mordant

Sounds like that was more about a heated pool than Christmas lights.

So not only did he abuse our limited supply of energy, he also caused global warming when he emptied his pool. Moderator cut: Keeping this from turning political.

[PegE]

Originally Posted by PegE

Vegetarians eat vegetables. Pescatarians eat fish. What do Unitarians eat?

Originally Posted by MartinEden99

I'll say.....unicorns

Best answer! lol Happy Solstice season, everybody. It really is the reason for the season.

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