Atheist Forum Joke Thread (differences, libertarian, believe, reject)

[cupper3]

[mordant]

Originally Posted by cupper3

(image: leave room for the holy spirit)

ROLF ... for some reason I found that utterly hilarious.

Seems a bit creepy how the holy spirit hovers around your genitals.

[Cruithne]

I posted this exact image a good while ago, maybe over a year or so. It got deleted from the joke thread because someone though it was indecent.

[OpanaPointer]

I just want to know who's doing the measuring.

[TRANSPONDER]

Originally Posted by mordant

ROLF ... for some reason I found that utterly hilarious.

Seems a bit creepy how the holy spirit hovers around your genitals.

That invisible dude seems to be obsessed with what we do with those things.

Originally Posted by Cruithne

I posted this exact image a good while ago, maybe over a year or so. It got deleted from the joke thread because someone though it was indecent.

I think the Mods have evolved since then

[cupper3]

Originally Posted by Cruithne

I posted this exact image a good while ago, maybe over a year or so. It got deleted from the joke thread because someone though it was indecent.

What? It's pretty innocent I think.

[Cruithne]

Originally Posted by cupper3

What? It's pretty innocent I think.

I know. That's what I thought. Never even occurred to me that it might be rude. It wasn't lost on me that the person who found it inappropriate had a dirtier mind than I did. LOL.

[Grandstander]

This further reinforces my impression that the Holy Ghost is really a junior partner in the Trinity. This is yet another below God's paygrade function for the Spirit...sex referee for teen dancers. That is a job for one of the Lord's middle management types, the saints or angels.

Yahweh got "The Ten Commandments" and "Samson and Delilah", Jesus got "The Greatest Story Ever Told" and "The Passion of the Christ".....the Holy Spirit has never even gotten a commercial.

[mordant]

Originally Posted by Grandstander

This further reinforces my impression that the Holy Ghost is really a junior partner in the Trinity. This is yet another below God's paygrade function for the Spirit...sex referee for teen dancers. That is a job for one of the Lord's middle management types, the saints or angels.

Yahweh got "The Ten Commandments" and "Samson and Delilah", Jesus got "The Greatest Story Ever Told" and "The Passion of the Christ".....the Holy Spirit has never even gotten a commercial.

He needs a better agent.

[cupper3]

Originally Posted by mordant

He needs a better agent.

Or maybe we should start a GoFundMe account to make a film about the Holy Spook. Wouldn't have to pay much to a ghost, would we.