Atheist Forum Joke Thread (cremation, believe, funeral, agnostic) - Atheism and Agnosticism - - Page 358 - City-Data Forum

PegE · 02-05-2018, 02:44 PM

^^ lol

If we descended from our parents, why are they still alive? Duh!

TRANSPONDER · 02-05-2018, 03:40 PM

If Christians are descended from Jews..why are there still Jews?

Tantalust · 02-05-2018, 03:45 PM

If man was created from a pile of dirt, why is there still dirt?

[I know my posts are some of the silliest on here, but that one takes the cake.]

Oops, it's been done before:

Tantalust · 02-05-2018, 03:54 PM

If women were descended from a rib, then why are Pork Loin Back Ribs still available for $3.95/lb. at your local Safeway supermarket? Have it delivered to your door in 1 hour. Your first Delivery is free. Try it today!

kab0906 · 02-09-2018, 07:57 AM

I don't know why this amuses me.

Cruithne · 02-09-2018, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tantalust

If women were descended from a rib, then why are Pork Loin Back Ribs still available for $3.95/lb. at your local Safeway supermarket? Have it delivered to your door in 1 hour. Your first Delivery is free. Try it today!

Because we aren't descended from pigs, silly.

Tantalust · 02-10-2018, 12:06 AM

If Adam hath descended from a pile of dirt, why do we have belly-button lint?

Or, if Adam hath NOT descended...

Northsouth · 02-14-2018, 06:21 PM

Ya'll have a weird sense of humor.....

Tantalust · 02-14-2018, 07:10 PM

Scopes_Trial Editorial cartoons, c.1925, etc

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The real Clarence Darrow and William Jennings Bryan

But I can't help picturing Spencer Tracy and Frederick March.

Inherit_the_Wind_(1960_film)