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Old 01-29-2018, 08:14 AM
 
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Agnosticismus je názor?? že pravdivost některých tvrzení ♫♫ zejména těch , která se týkají existence či neexistence jakéhokoliv boha?! Se nedá prokázat ani vyvrátit a že totéž platí i pro další ♫♫♫, zejména náboženská a metafyzická tvrzení ÐÐ !
I had a neighbor named Pravdivost Nekterych a few years back. He had to flee the Czech Republic, and came to the states with very few possessions. He continually borrowed my scissors, pruning shears...

Also went to school with a positively stunning Czech girl named Zejmena Nabozenska. Despite having very high moral standards, she went on to become a supermodel, rivaling Paulina Porizkova...
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Old 01-30-2018, 08:08 AM
 
Location: Maryland
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I had a neighbor named Pravdivost Nekterych a few years back. He had to flee the Czech Republic, and came to the states with very few possessions. He continually borrowed my scissors, pruning shears...

Also went to school with a positively stunning Czech girl named Zejmena Nabozenska. Despite having very high moral standards, she went on to become a supermodel, rivaling Paulina Porizkova...
I really liked her over-the-top, insane/hot performance in "Thursday".

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x54ef4d
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Old 01-31-2018, 02:36 PM
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ANAcr5rkUc



Just cant make this crap up.
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Old 02-01-2018, 08:23 AM
 
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Agnosticyst: a thin-walled, hollow cavity containing a liquid secretion, wishy-washy to boot.
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Eh?-Theist: Atheist that is experiencing self doubt or has otherwise "fallen off the wagon" which has led them to questioning their beliefs!...


Eh-Theist: A Canadian Atheist...
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Old 02-01-2018, 09:19 AM
 
Location: Limbo
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Speaking of thin walls and liquid secretions, I just realized that Eggnosticism is an important technical term in the IEC industry. [International Eggnog Consortium]

e.g., The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the sh-t out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.

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Old 02-02-2018, 10:21 PM
 
Location: Log "cabin" west of Bangor
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Should all egg beaters be arrested?
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Old 02-03-2018, 06:36 AM
 
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Old 02-03-2018, 10:58 AM
 
Location: City-Data Forum
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Ah, this calls for a repost:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSZqH0Ms4ds
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Old 02-05-2018, 04:15 AM
 
Location: S. Wales.
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Ah, this calls for a repost:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSZqH0Ms4ds
That really wasn't a very fair video. It completely overlooked that the firefighters could have produced a leaflet that has a lot of Lightbulb jokes including "How many firefighters does it take to change a lightbulb (none they let it Burn Out ho ho)" and fold it into a paper dart and throw it in the window and if the victim doesn't Interpret it as meaning that 'There are a couple of firefighters out there and if you stop yelling for help and believe they are there helping you...they will be...and if not you will get a second life where There Is No Fire and if you don't who are you going to sue?" ...well, you deserve to burn.
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Old 02-05-2018, 07:30 AM
 
Location: S. Wales.
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Default "Ah gotta dream..." jokes.

For some reason they never caught on.

"...that one day, you'll get a Plastic FSM monster model in your breakfast cereal and the sales won't even dip.."

As I say...for some reason...they never caught on.
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