Atheist Forum Joke Thread (believe, agnostic, Holy Spirit, Biblical)

[Tantalust]

[Tantalust]

[TRANSPONDER]

Originally Posted by Hannibal Flavius

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender,'' Have you seen my brother?'' The bartender says,'' What does he look like?''


A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says,'' Why the long face?''


A Rabbi, a Catholic, and a Protestant walk into a bar........

And the bartender's a chimpanzee?

[ShouldIMoveOrStayPut...?]

Originally Posted by Hannibal Flavius

A Rabbi, a Catholic, and a Protestant walk into a bar........

Originally Posted by TRANSPONDER

And the bartender's a chimpanzee?

The chimp says "What'll It Be Boys? We have a special on the house red wine at $2.00 a glass!"

All three say "that's great, we'll all have a glass of wine!"

With that, the chimp turns to the bar, and brings back three wine glasses filled with water...

The Rabbi, Catholic and Protestant all say in unison "Hey! what's the deal? These glasses are filled with water!!...

The chimp says "Oh, sorry, I forgot one step" and with one wave of his hand, the chimp turns all three glasses of water into wine...



^^^ That's all I got for now, someone's going to have to jump in and take the joke from here^^^...

Or I can try to finish it up later on...

[kukumjacka]

Come on... 299 more pages to go until this thread reaches 666. Then... may God have mercy

[L8Gr8Apost8]

Originally Posted by Cruithne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g-HrGWbF_g

I love that guy!

[sayulita]

Originally Posted by kukumjacka

Come on... 299 more pages to go until this thread reaches 666. Then... may God have mercy

If it will make you feel better, go in and change your settings to 40 posts per page. It's easy and won't have such supernatural and completely irrelevant "numbers" to make you feel creepy.

[TRANSPONDER]

Originally Posted by ShouldIMoveOrStayPut...?

The chimp says "What'll It Be Boys? We have a special on the house red wine at $2.00 a glass!"

All three say "that's great, we'll all have a glass of wine!"

With that, the chimp turns to the bar, and brings back three wine glasses filled with water...

The Rabbi, Catholic and Protestant all say in unison "Hey! what's the deal? These glasses are filled with water!!...

The chimp says "Oh, sorry, I forgot one step" and with one wave of his hand, the chimp turns all three glasses of water into wine...



^^^ That's all I got for now, someone's going to have to jump in and take the joke from here^^^...

Or I can try to finish it up later on...

..maybe..

There is a moment's silence, the the catholic says

"My Lord and my God!"

The protestant says "Neat trick."

The Rabbi says "Red wine? When we going to order the fish?"

(You'll have to make it a gastropub.)

[ShouldIMoveOrStayPut...?]

Originally Posted by TRANSPONDER

There is a moment's silence, the the catholic says

"My Lord and my God!"

The protestant says "Neat trick."

The Rabbi says "Red wine? When we going to order the fish?"

(You'll have to make it a gastropub.)

Nice completion...

An alternate Rabbi line might be...

The Rabbi says "A talking chimp that can turn water into wine? Don't just sit there you two, we've got a GOLDMINE here!

Rep points to Hanni for starting joke, and yourself for the finish...

[Hannibal Flavius]

Originally Posted by kukumjacka

Come on... 299 more pages to go until this thread reaches 666. Then... may God have mercy

666 is just a set day on the 6th day, 6th month, 6th year, it's in Ezekiel, everyone lays dead on that day, just sayin, but I like the numbers game anyway.


On another note, An Atheist goes to the beach looking for a girlfriend, he spends all day with no luck when he happens upon Dude surrounded by women, and so the Atheist says,'' Dude, I been trying to find a girlfriend all day with no luck, what is the secret?''


So dude leans over and whispers in the Atheist ear saying,'' When you come back tomorrow, put a potato in your pants and see what happens.''


So the Atheist does what Dude said, and he walks the beach all day with no luck and he comes upon dude again and is depressed saying,'' I did as you said Dude, and I gotta tell you, not only does it not work, people were down right rude to me.''


Dude says,'' Put the potato in front of your pants man.''