Surprising percentage of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

[JacobCat721]

What? It amazes me how ignorant some people are! Everyone knows Chocolate Milk comes from Cacao nibs. It's what's left after they make the solid parts into Chocolate. Also the cream from Chocolate Milk is churned into Cocoa Butter.

Originally Posted by Yeledaf

I still can't figure out how storks get those little helpless babies down the chimney.

Especially at Christmastime with Santa and his eight deer landings and bounding up and down.

It must be very difficult indeed when the Storks have to make deliveries on Christmas Eve. I guess that must be why they say Jesus' birth was a miracle!

[JacobCat721]

Originally Posted by Yuptag

Have the cows eat at a strawberry patch.

Waiting for the blueberries to get into season and then blue milk . . .

That's actually exactly how Strawberry Milk is made. Same with Blueberry but you don't see it often because most of it is exported to Tatooine.

[Gerania]

Originally Posted by thisorthat

I have a family member who has a genius-level IQ and who's a physician and he was an adult before he realized bulls are male cows, lmao. City boy.

I've known a few people like that. It's kind of sad.

[SportyandMisty]

Wait. Chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows???

[CBeisbol]

Originally Posted by uggabugga

I remember being like 7 years old and asking my grandmother where marshmallows came from.

[Harpaint]

BTW, where do brownies come from?

[Meyerland]

Originally Posted by Harpaint

BTW, where do brownies come from?

It's Moose poop. Seriously! Those moose in Canada rub against maple trees and ingest the syrup. Then the brownie farmers collect the poop. Sometimes they dry it out and grind it, so people can make them at home.

[OpinionInOcala]

What's more frightening are the numerous (and much more consequential) things that large numbers of folks believe due to their acceptance of irrational religious dogma.

[Harpaint]

Originally Posted by Meyerland

It's Moose poop. Seriously! Those moose in Canada rub against maple trees and ingest the syrup. Then the brownie farmers collect the poop. Sometimes they dry it out and grind it, so people can make them at home.

Thanks! I'll be sure to pass this nugget on!

[Frostnip]

I'm surprised that only 7 percent of the US population was sarcastic enough to reply "brown cows" to this question.