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A homeowner in Sacramento County, California, is down in the dumps after an Amazon delivery contractor left a pile of feces in front of his house.
Nemy Bautista wasn’t home on Tuesday when the driver pooped in front of his house, but he saw the excrement evidence when he came home. Bautista then checked his surveillance cameras and noticed the driver squatting on the passenger side of the truck.
He tried to get to the bottom of this mess by contacting Amazon via this Facebook post:
Bautista told local station KBET that the driver’s supervisor came out to investigate.
“He was in shock when we saw the size of it,” Bautista said. “He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn’t want to take it with him ― it smelled really bad.”
.....sometimes nature calls and needs an immediate answer and solution. If my choice is to dump "in my pants" or "on the sidewalk", I'm choosing the sidewalk.
Whoever wouldn't, raise your hand... and just keep on delivering with a seat full of smashed, stinky pooh in your pants.
.....sometimes nature calls and needs an immediate answer and solution. If my choice is to dump "in my pants" or "on the sidewalk", I'm choosing the sidewalk.
He also could have opened a box and done his business there and claimed it was delivered. He may be a street pooper, but he's not dishonest.
.....sometimes nature calls and needs an immediate answer and solution. If my choice is to dump "in my pants" or "on the sidewalk", I'm choosing the sidewalk.
Whoever wouldn't, raise your hand... and just keep on delivering with a seat full of smashed, stinky pooh in your pants.
....... but wouldn't you at least clean up the mess?
....... but wouldn't you at least clean up the mess?
With what? What if you don't have anything to pick it up with? If you "pick it up", what then? You'd need a plastic bag to store it. Do you carry those in your pocket or purse while working? I don't.
Even if you do have a plastic bag in which to carry it, then what? It's going to stink until you find time to dump it somewhere. You're at work. Meanwhile, you're on a time schedule with deliveries to make. You can't just toss the plastic bag into any outside store trash bin. If you carry it into a store bathroom, then what? You can't flush the plastic bag, only the contents. What do you do with the empty bag?
With what? What if you don't have anything to pick it up with? If you "pick it up", what then? You'd need a plastic bag to store it. Do you carry those in your pocket or purse while working? I don't.
Even if you do have a plastic bag in which to carry it, then what? It's going to stink until you find time to dump it somewhere. You're at work. Meanwhile, you're on a time schedule with deliveries to make. You can't just toss the plastic bag into any outside store trash bin. If you carry it into a store bathroom, then what? You can't flush the plastic bag, only the contents. What do you do with the empty bag?
Just think things through. Please.
So you would just go on someone's front lawn and expect the homeowner to clean up after you? That's disgusting. No one wants to clean up a stranger's feces.
So you would just go on someone's front lawn and expect the homeowner to clean up after you? That's disgusting. No one wants to clean up a stranger's feces.
Say it with me, Sunday! "I would rater poop my pants than on a neighbor's driveway".
With what? What if you don't have anything to pick it up with? If you "pick it up", what then? You'd need a plastic bag to store it. Do you carry those in your pocket or purse while working? I don't.
Even if you do have a plastic bag in which to carry it, then what? It's going to stink until you find time to dump it somewhere. You're at work. Meanwhile, you're on a time schedule with deliveries to make. You can't just toss the plastic bag into any outside store trash bin. If you carry it into a store bathroom, then what? You can't flush the plastic bag, only the contents. What do you do with the empty bag?
Just think things through. Please.
You're just kidding right? I mean, you have to be yanking our chains. Good one, though.
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