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While sewing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old west Texas rancher, the doctor struck up a conversation. Eventually the topic got around to
Obama and his bid to be the next President.
The old rancher said, 'Well ya know somethin' son, Obama is what we used to call...a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,that's called a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain ... 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't
belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place !!''
OLD OLD joke used for about every politician since George Washington!
Poor repubs..all they got is OLD!
So, you want jokes aimed at Obama?
Why?
Haven't got anything to brag about on YOUR side so you think jokes will help?
"Political experts are saying that to succeed in the vice presidential debate, Sarah Palin needs to show that she has the same concerns as everyday Americans. For instance, Palin planned to start the debate by sahing she's really troubled by John McCain's choice for vice president." –Conan O'Brien
omg....sorry I didn't respond quick enough for you all.....at work.
Just FYI....you all ARE the joke lol (evil laugh) hahahahaha.....this just goes to show how stuffy and gullible Obama supporters are well you'd have to be gullible to support that campaign
lighten up ppl!!!! Life is toooo short! Sorta like Obama's career!!! hehehehe
"John McCain is now crisscrossing the United States campaigning. Or, as they're calling it, Antiques Roadshow." --Jay Leno
"Did you hear about this? Two State Department employees were fired -- this is a bit of a scandal -- because they were looking at Barack Obama's passport file. Not only that, but the same person was also looking at John McCain's Civil War records." --David Letterman
omg....sorry I didn't respond quick enough for you all.....at work.
Just FYI....you all ARE the joke lol (evil laugh) hahahahaha.....this just goes to show how stuffy and gullible Obama supporters are well you'd have to be gullible to support that campaign
lighten up ppl!!!! Life is toooo short! Sorta like Obama's career!!! hehehehe
Do yourself a favor and try to stay out of that hot AZ sun- it's starting to affect your brain. You do realize that you don't have to support McCain just because he's one of your state's senators, right???
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well you'd have to be gullible to support that campaign 
