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Another Joe Walsh song, "Waffle Stomp", featured in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, about all the things you can do if you're bored at work. Or what you can do after you're fired from work.
The terminally bored / Sit around with nothin' to do / They say work is hell, / Heaven knows it just ain't true
Well you can punch out your boss / Get fired from your job / Collect unemployment / For your own enjoyment
Take out the trash / Come down with a rash / Pick up disease
Have doughnuts and coffee / With Colonel Khadafi / Write a new novel / That's perfectly awful
Buy some new work boots / Stomp on a waffle or two
Take a long overdue vacation / Book yourself on a flight to the moon / Volunteer for a brain operation
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
Well you can jump off a roof / Pretend you can fly / Maybe you'll bounce / Maybe you'll die
Maybe you'll splat / And flap until that
Well, you can practice your bongo / Go to the Congo / Get lost on safari / Ask "Where the hell are we?"
Speak in Swahili / They tell me that a lot of them do
Talk on the phone / Call up the coast / Call up collect / Dial direct / Reverse the charges
If they accept, they're home
Or, you can go overseas / Speak Japanese / Buy a new Sony / They make great TV's
Do the Watusi / Watch "I Love Lucy" too
But don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
Well, well, well, well, well, well
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
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