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Not just wolves: There are already gangs of wolf hybrids out there accepting feral and runaway dogs. At first the criterion for joining the gang was that you had to have an actual protruding nose, but I hear that they're even accepting bulldogs and pugs now. They're already controlling urban neighborhood back alley sales of gravy-enhanced kibbles and bully sticks, but obviously they are more ambitious than that. With their connections to the actual wolf gangs we're going to see them at the meat counters in the supermarkets, demanding protection fees (half of your burger/steak purchase). It's going to get ugly.
This is very similar to what went on in centuries past in Europe. Some Germans even have long-term family connections to these vicious canines. Obviously the name Wolf-gang is a tribute to such gang connections...
Now hold on here! Wolves are a protected minority, under Federal law. Denying them the right to peacefully assemble in the pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness could be disasterous. Before you can blink, ALL canines will be denied equality, under the law, forests will burn, predation of livestock will burn uncontrollably, and no campers will be safe, in retaliation of this discriminatory regulation.
The fervor will spread, and soon, domestic dogs will join their wild and free brothers and sisters, in righteous rebellion against the MAN. Imagine it! A million mutt march on DC.
Careful before they call that AWCLU on you! The Rev Noshoba will not stop until every wolf is vindicated of this species profiling and everyone is sued. "Damages" collected are usually in the form of a basket of goodies that was headed to Grandmother's house and their choice of straw, wooden or brick homes.
Would you like me to get started on what those that watch MSNBC believe, or should we save it for the politics and other controversies forum?
But Fox News talk shows have actually referenced things that were seen on Onion, as if they were authentic events that had relevance to policy discussion.
But Fox News talk shows have actually referenced things that were seen on Onion, as if they were authentic events that had relevance to policy discussion.
oh, please. It was a fun thread until the political part......
Politics and wolves? Did I miss something? Hey, I could absolutely get on board with introducing wolves into the halls of Congress!
Except it might be considered cruelty to wolves, feeding them all that pork-barrel fat . . . .
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