Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
I guess these are American wolves they are talking about. Canadian wolves are different. When I woke up this morning there were three of them sleeping in my bed with me. It's a good thing I have a king sized bed or the buggers would have pushed me right out. I'm thinking that I'm going to have to start keeping my doors closed at night.
Wolf attacks?? Who would have thought it? I mean, everyone always knew, didn't they, that by far, most fatalities to humans are caused by Dodo Birds. These vicious killers attack without mercy, rather like packs, not flocks, and few survive their onslaughts.
Oh man! This was supposed to be kept secret, to avoid public panic! Be watching for the black helicopters pard. You spilled the beans...
Then one day I just woke up
And the wolves were all there
Wolves in the piano
Wolves underneath the stairs
Wolves inside the hinges
Circling round my door
At night inside the bedsprings
Clicking cross the floor
I don't know how they found me
I'll never know quite how
I still can't believe they heard me
That I was howling out that loud
I guess these are American wolves they are talking about. Canadian wolves are different. When I woke up this morning there were three of them sleeping in my bed with me. It's a good thing I have a king sized bed or the buggers would have pushed me right out. I'm thinking that I'm going to have to start keeping my doors closed at night.
That won't help you. We know how to open doors. We have even educated the Canadian wolves how to accomplish this.
Hint: You humans with your "opposable thumb" arguments are so funny. We don't need no stinkin' opposable thumbs!
I knew it! Reintroducing wolves into the corporate world was a bad idea in the first place. Besides, they aren't even the original, smaller species that ate Little Red Riding Hood's granny. These wolves are huge, and their breath alone is so bad you'll keel over when they breathe down your neck at the water cooler.
Actually, being asphyxiated by Wolf Halitosis might be a hidden blessing if said Wolf then rips one's neck out while one is still knocked out from the bad breath.
Darn, the wolves get all the good press! Why'd I have to be born a wolf wanna-be?
Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. It is free and quick. Over $68,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Additional giveaways are planned.
Detailed information about all U.S. cities, counties, and zip codes on our site: City-data.com.
Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
I mean, everyone always knew, didn't they, that by far, most fatalities to humans are caused by Dodo Birds. These vicious killers attack without mercy, rather like packs, not flocks, and few survive their onslaughts.
]
