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I thought this would be a fun, friendly thread, and this seemed to be the best forum for it.
Let us know about you, who you are, what you're like, by doing a top-ten list of things no one will ever hear you say.
Here's mine:
The top 10 things you'll never hear TracySam say:
10. Like, why read a book when you can just read magazines?
9. Eew, I just don't "get" all these people with pets!
8. No more wine for me, thanks!
7. OMG! Did you see American Idol last night??? How about Real Housewives of the Jerseylicious Shore?
6. The answer to this problem, like most problems, is MORE GOVERNMENT REGULATION!
5. I was out dancing all night at the after-hours dance club, after several hours in the gambling casino, and boy am I tired.
4. Wow, I sure do love literature spawned from internet fan fiction!
3. I just can't get me enough of that celebrity gossip!
2. Waiter, there's too much cheese in this dish.
and #1: Gee, I sure wish I could squeeze a small human out of my uterus!
So, tell us all about yourself in this way...
Last edited by 7G9C4J2; 07-10-2012 at 04:36 PM..
Reason: Repaired typo :)
I thought this would be a fun, friendly thread, and this seemed to be the best forum for it.
Let us know about you, who you are, what you're like, by doing a top-ten list of things no one will ever hear you say.
Here's mine:
The top 10 things you'll never hear TracySam say:
10. Like, why read a book when you can just read magazines?
9. Eew, I just don't "get" all these people with pets!
8. No more wine for me, thanks!
7. OMG! Did you see American Idol last night??? How about Real Housewives of the Jerseylicious Shore?
6. The answer to this problem, like most problems, is MORE GOVERNMENT REGULATION!
5. I was out dancing all night at the after-hours dance club, after several hours in the gambling casino, and boy am I tired.
4. Wow, I sure do love literature spawned from internet fan fiction!
3. I just can't get me enough of that celebrity gossip!
2. Waiter, there's too much cheese in this dish.
and #1: Gee, I sure wich I could squeeze a small human out of my uterus!
So, tell us all about yourself in this way...
I can't rep you again yet, TracySam, but that was hilarious.
"Do these jeans make me look fat?"
"A guy can never have too many pairs of shoes"
"I drive a Mazda Miata...so bite me!"
"You'll never get anywhere in this world without a college degree"
"It's bad enough I missed the Kanye West tour, but damn it, tickets to the Lady Antebellum concert are all sold out!"
"Give those terrorists a fair trial!"
"Bartender, this beer is too cold"
"I have faith in our politicians and you should too"
"I recorded Dancing with the Stars last night...so don't you dare tell me who won"
If ever on a date "So your half of the bill comes to..."
10. More mayo on this please
9. No. Sorry, I don't eat meat.
8. In the name of the father and the holy spirit...
7. If you really think about, getting drunk is kinda dumb.
6. I used to listen to jazz music
5. I used to play music, but that was a waste of time.
4. New York City gets boring after a while.
3. Sprawling endless suburbs and strip shopping malls are the wave of the future.
2. ...because I'm better looking than you.
1. I think you're a nice woman, I'm just not interested in you in that way.
1. "Roll Tide." You would have to know college football to understand.
2. "Honey, why don't we take up that nice Baptist couple down the street on their invitation to come to their church?"
3. "I love yard work. Let's see how much we can get done this weekend."
4. "Vacation with your entire family. What a great idea!"
5. "Oh, look. The Bachelor is on. Let's watch that."
6. "No, I don't need you to pick up any beer from the store."
7. "For lunch today, I think I'll just have a salad."
8. "No, please. I really do want to hear everything about your colonoscopy. Really."
9. "Rap? Why I love rap."
10. "Honey, our kids will all be off to college in a few years. Why don't we have another baby?"
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