Parenting Chat Thread #3 (party, school, mother, best)

[num1baby]

Originally Posted by TheOriginalMrsX

DO NOT DO IT COOP! Your mind will explode like that 80's movie Scanners. Step away from the birds and those evil piggies.

It is because the piggies are evil that we must defeat them. We can't let them win can we? We must defeat evil!!!

[CD's Only Mrs. X]

Seriously ladies, Mr. X is about to walk through that door and I need to get off of CD like right now. I barely did a thing except a load of dirty laundry and I really needed to clean that bathroom.

XX and nite nite to you all.

[Kibbiekat]

Originally Posted by TheOriginalMrsX

Seriously ladies, Mr. X is about to walk through that door and I need to get off of CD like right now. I barely did a thing except a load of dirty laundry and I really needed to clean that bathroom.

XX and nite nite to you all.

nite!

I've been lurking on here while watching HGTV with the in-laws all afternoon. Soccer practice cancelled due to rain, so they are buying dinner then heading to the airport.

[num1baby]

Originally Posted by TheOriginalMrsX

Seriously ladies, Mr. X is about to walk through that door and I need to get off of CD like right now. I barely did a thing except a load of dirty laundry and I really needed to clean that bathroom.

XX and nite nite to you all.

What are you talking about? You did a load of laundry and grew a human being. Is growing another human being not enough?

[CD's Only Mrs. X]

Originally Posted by num1baby

What are you talking about? You did a load of laundry and grew a human being. Is growing another human being not enough?

Ok so I am back on... but for different reasons. Mr. X just called to tell me he is stuck on the interstate which is closed due to a wildfire nearby. Now I am freaking out because it is literally down the road and it only takes a few seconds for a wildfire to spread!

Yes Nummie wholeheartedly agree! Mr. X knows I am not the best housekeeper in the world but if my book ever sells I am looking to hire Zoila from Flipping Out.

RKB...I am counting the days for you. Was mil texting in between commercials?

[eastwesteastagain]

Originally Posted by DewDropInn

I PROMISED myself yesterday I wasn't going to argue with anyone on here anymore. Nope. Not going to get sucked in.

Not even 24 hours, lol.

Originally Posted by TheOriginalMrsX

Dew in the words of Michael Corleone 'Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.'

Haha - love it! It's just so very difficult to remain quiet when people are being such blatant butt-monkeys.

Originally Posted by num1baby

What are you talking about? You did a load of laundry and grew a human being. Is growing another human being not enough?

I just used that line on DH yesterday! It worked.

[WhereTheSidewalkEnds]

Originally Posted by TheOriginalMrsX

if my book ever sells I am looking to hire Zoila from Flipping Out.

I so miss that show! I get my fix from my sister describing the episodes to me.

[FinsterRufus]

Originally Posted by Zimbochick

Things I have learned from the Interwebz this week!

1) I want Kate Gosselin to go away.

Don't worry, her 15 minutes is almost up.

2) I want Michelle Bachmann to go away.

Don't worry, her 15 minutes is almost up.

3) I want Sarah Palin (and all the Palin's including the baby-daddy) to go away.

Don't worry, her 15 minutes is almost up.

4) Parents and circumcisions = powder keg. Tip them over the precipice (prepuce), and they lose their heads!

Don't worry, their heads will always point up, regardless.

5) They teach "the gay" at school. You can catch "the gay". It's okay to smack "the gay" if it flirts with you.

I'm smacking the next person who starts another one of those STOOPID threads.

6) Kids swimming is ####### expensive. Who knew? Surely just a pool & swimsuit? Oh noes......

What, ya gotta buy the pool too?

7) MrsX needs a hot god. Stat.

How did you know MrX is stuck near a wildfire? (We want him hot but not, like, literally).

[eastwesteastagain]

Hey Fin - If I don't catch you between now and then, good luck on MissFR's first day of school tomorrow!

[CD's Only Mrs. X]

Fin good luck tomorrow with lil Miss Fin! Take loads of pictures.