you know you're a liberal when.......... (gallon, health care, premium, companies)

[jmarquise]

someone started the other one. I will get us started.

you say, why can't they all have trophies?
you say things like, "where we live, it's really more like a european city."

[evilnewbie]

You know you are a liberal when you spend all your money on a plasma TV and then DEMAND a conservative to pay your health care premium...

[evilnewbie]

You know you are a liberal when you DEMAND a carbon credit system and then whine when you have to pay for it and then DEMAND that other people pay it for you...

[KevK]

Originally Posted by evilnewbie

You know you are a liberal when you spend all your money on a plasma TV and then DEMAND a conservative to pay your health care premium...

Liberals don't buy plasma TV sets. They are energy hogs. We buy LCD sets!

[jmarquise]

you know you're a liberal when you are spreading the message of a cleaner planet in a private jet.

[pghquest]

You know your a liberal when you dont want companies drilling for oil, support Democrats in office who limit oil production, blame big oil for limited drilling, dont care that China is drilling off our own shoreline, and then complain when gas reaches $4 a gallon.

[llowllevellowll]

Originally Posted by evilnewbie

You know you are a liberal when you spend all your money on a plasma TV and then DEMAND a conservative to pay your health care premium...

That one was just stupid. lol ---

You know you're a liberal when...

- You shop at white Farmers Markets located in the ghetto every Saturday morning

- You eat 'vegetable sushi' just so you can be eating sushi.

- You can never turn down donating $1, $5, or $10 to the heart-tugging foundations that the clerk at the grocery store brazenly asks you to donate for

- You watch European soccer to try to be more worldly even though you don't know who Cristiano Renaldo is

- You watch BBC News to feel more diversified even though you really can't stand its mundane broadcast

[jmarquise]

you know you're a liberal when you talk about "the plight of the poor" when you have lived your entire life in a lily white neighborhood.

[pghquest]

You know your a liberal when you think its ok for a US President to kill US citizens in Waco Texas, but waterboarding a terrorists is an impeachable offense.

[jmarquise]

you know you're a liberal when you discuss on your cell phone how the US is sending all the jobs overseas when you are on your way home from wal mart.