what's everyone doing this weekend? (party, money, work, women)

[Swampmonster]

Originally Posted by thefinalsay

that actually might be a good idea mule. I am a freaking professional crastinator. I just had an idea that I really want to follow through with. become a professional baseball player. I did 4 situps today. I think I helped my cause.

You are 4 situps ahead of me...you da' man

Originally Posted by Who?Me?!

Do what I do....lower your expectations.......

If they get any lower...I'll actually quit breathing

Originally Posted by cuebald

I thought you said you planned to lose twenty pounds today and take your wife out dancing...

Dancing? I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld and they clear the room when I start dancing and as for losing weight,I had a salad with my whole grilled BBQ chicken last night...that should help...ruffage ya know

[Swampmonster]

I'm going to go to Church today,LOOK at the tractor and think about fixing it and grill some salmon on the grill wrapped in bacon and onions.

Those are my expectations for the day...I think I can meet those.

[cuebald]

Originally Posted by muleskinner

Dancing? I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld and they clear the room when I start dancing and as for losing weight,I had a salad with my whole grilled BBQ chicken last night...that should help...ruffage ya know

If only you looked like Elaine, you, too, could be popular. Maybe as popular as Sarah Plain thinks she is.

You sound like my cousin. He went to the doctor who checked his heart, told him to lose a few, and suggested more salads in his diet.

He left the doctor's office and headed out for a double cheeseburger, which he told the waitress to dress with lettuce and tomato. This story from his wife, BTW. He ended up with a garden salad for lunch, figuring it was easier to deal with humger than The Wrath Of Mama.

[Swampmonster]

Originally Posted by cuebald

If only you looked like Elaine, you, too, could be popular. Maybe as popular as Sarah Plain thinks she is.

You sound like my cousin. He went to the doctor who checked his heart, told him to lose a few, and suggested more salads in his diet.

He left the doctor's office and headed out for a double cheeseburger, which he told the waitress to dress with lettuce and tomato. This story from his wife, BTW. He ended up with a garden salad for lunch, figuring it was easier to deal with humger than The Wrath Of Mama.

....My wife brought two smoked chickens in from our place yesterday because she said it was healthier....I ate ONE and a salad

[delusianne]

Originally Posted by thefinalsay

work stinks every day. if it didn't they would call it "going to fun."

hahahahaha!

[cuebald]

I prefer boneless chicken dinners, myself.

The only thing I regret is never going to see a farm where they raise them. Are they like jellyfish with feathers, or what?

I wonder.

[delusianne]

Originally Posted by muleskinner

We should use this thread to say what we are GOING to do in coming day(s) and then see how many of us are really slackers that don't live up to our own expectations.

that's a good idea.... in coming days Im going to clean the house top to bottom, get a haircut, and not spend money.

[Swampmonster]

Originally Posted by cuebald

I prefer boneless chicken dinners, myself.

The only thing I regret is never going to see a farm where they raise them. Are they like jellyfish with feathers, or what?

I wonder.

I'm not sure about boneless chicken...they probably raise them hydroponically.....THIS is the farmer I buy mine from tho...he says he uses no growth hormones and he seems like an honest dude..

[Swampmonster]

Originally Posted by delusianne

that's a good idea.... in coming days Im going to clean the house top to bottom, get a haircut, and not spend money.

Report on your progress D and we'll see if you qualify as a slacker like the rest of us

[cuebald]

Originally Posted by muleskinner

I'm not sure about boneless chicken...they probably raise them hydroponically.....THIS is the farmer I buy mine from tho...he says he uses no growth hormones and he seems like an honest dude..

Quite a pecker on that beast...