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OK, so I have been dressed now for hours but CONTRACTORS WILL NOT LEAVE MY HOUSE. I don't get it - GET OUT OF HERE. They are only doing templates for my bathrooms and kitchen counter tops - I want them gone already.
Goodness I have to leave in a bit myself I mean, like HAVE TO leave. I thought they'd be gone by now.
Oh my. Listen, I have some options....BUT if you want them to come back perhaps don't listen to me. HA! (No, seriously don't listen to me)
My FWP is that
I tend to over think things. How can that be bad you ask???? Oh wait, everyone here does that. YOU ARE MY PEOPLE! YES!
There were no meat ravioli at the supermarket. Sauce I have, but what good does this do me tonight?
There were three cans of cat food left on the shelves and I bought all three, now I feel guilty.
The tap water always tastes like bleach, and I fear this is why my head is shrinking
I say do neither! That will show em I don't favor one chore over another.
Nee neer nee neer!
I vacuumed yesterday. Our newer vacuum doesn't get the edges of the carpet next to the wall as well as the older vacuum, but the older one is stored in a place where it's less convenient to get it out and put it to use.
I bought groceries from Walmart - shipped. Oh wow - I have received 6 shipments. Not kidding and I am perhaps underestimating. I actually got three deliveries within 10 minutes from 3 different drivers. WTH? THEN I got a delivery from FEDEX for two items yesterday morning. TWO ITEMS. I think I finally have the last delivery today.....Fedex, for a box of Raisin Bran. I signed up a few months ago for whatever the "prime" membership is with Walmart - no delivery fees for anything. My FWP with this is that I feel guilty that so many resources and gas are/is being wasted - PLUS - they leave it at the door and with the shipping option, there is no tipping button available. I also worry that these are really REALLY good boxes and I can't find room for any more of them.
There were no meat ravioli at the supermarket. Sauce I have, but what good does this do me tonight?
There were three cans of cat food left on the shelves and I bought all three, now I feel guilty.
The tap water always tastes like bleach, and I fear this is why my head is shrinking
My water always tastse like bleach too, but I think my head may be getting larger because of it. Who knows...I also think my nose is continuing to grow even though I am 60 now and I don't need my nose to get any bigger.
I hurt my shoulder trying to pick up one piece of popcorn that fell between the sofa and the treadmill days ago
The 5 second rule is wayyyy gone on that one.
I turned over in my sleep and hurt my wrist. I mean.....seriously????
I am wondering if Nancy uses the treadmill or is it a clothes rack like mine was? I do have an exercise bike now......best thing about it is that I can't hang any clothes on it. Oh wait, I mean the best thing about it is that I use it all the time and .......yeah, nope. Ha!
Every Tuesday the trash guy comes through with the big Republic truck. Every single Tuesday for months now he empties our can, sets it back down. It tips over and lays on its back or side. Every single other can on our block does not tip over. Why ours? Wahh!!
My water always tastse like bleach too, but I think my head may be getting larger because of it. Who knows...I also think my nose is continuing to grow even though I am 60 now and I don't need my nose to get any bigger.
I am now looking in the mirror, then at old pictures, then back at the mirror to see if my nose is growing. If I decide my nose IS growing, I am hoping my head will get bigger to compensate. Or not?
Since my water doesn't taste like bleach, wondering if I should add some on the off chance that is what is making Kathryn think her head is getting bigger.....or perhaps the bleach is some sort of psychotropic type thing, which would not matter - larger heads are in the mind of the beholder I think? (Beheader? Naw...that's not right). If a head grows in the forest and nobody is there to .....no, that's not right either. Hmm.
I bought groceries from Walmart - shipped. Oh wow - I have received 6 shipments. Not kidding and I am perhaps underestimating. I actually got three deliveries within 10 minutes from 3 different drivers. WTH? THEN I got a delivery from FEDEX for two items yesterday morning. TWO ITEMS. I think I finally have the last delivery today.....Fedex, for a box of Raisin Bran. I signed up a few months ago for whatever the "prime" membership is with Walmart - no delivery fees for anything. My FWP with this is that I feel guilty that so many resources and gas are/is being wasted - PLUS - they leave it at the door and with the shipping option, there is no tipping button available. I also worry that these are really REALLY good boxes and I can't find room for any more of them.
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I do have an exercise bike now......best thing about it is that I can't hang any clothes on it. Oh wait, I mean the best thing about it is that I use it all the time and .......yeah, nope. Ha!
