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I just opened a big bottle of fizzy, sparkling water. You would think I'd know by now that it's going to explode with great force up my schnozz, wouldn't you? But noooooo, every stinkin' time... I open the bottle with a big smile on my doofus face and then end up drenched with fizzy water.
It looks like I peed my pants. I don't think I did. I'm almost positive I didn't. No, I'm almost 100% sure it's just carbonated water.
I just opened a big bottle of fizzy, sparkling water. You would think I'd know by now that it's going to explode with great force up my schnozz, wouldn't you? But noooooo, every stinkin' time... I open the bottle with a big smile on my doofus face and then end up drenched with fizzy water.
It looks like I peed my pants. I don't think I did. I'm almost positive I didn't. No, I'm almost 100% sure it's just carbonated water.
That's adorable. Human beings are such primates. We think we're so far above our primate ancestors, but not as much as we think.
I was practicing the Bach unaccompanied sonatas on my boyfriend's back porch, and I flashed on this screenshot in my mind of a large, white primate, sawing away on this little wooden box.
That's adorable. Human beings are such primates. We think we're so far above our primate ancestors, but not as much as we think.
I was practicing the Bach unaccompanied sonatas on my boyfriend's back porch, and I flashed on this screenshot in my mind of a large, white primate, sawing away on this little wooden box.
Hey, are you calling me a monkey, sister? *flings poo, scratches armpits*
I'd be much more agile if I were a monkey. I'm okay with it. I accidentally punched the wall the other day and did some damage to my middle left finger. And that was just walking through the house! "Princess Grace" I am not lately.
I'd be much more agile if I were a monkey. I'm okay with it. I accidentally punched the wall the other day and did some damage to my middle left finger. And that was just walking through the house! "Princess Grace" I am not lately.
Just filled out my profile. Scary. How many people are on here? Twelve million or something?
Listening to Rachael Maddow.
Slight fever from taking a pneumonia and a flu shot. Hope I don't die. I've got too much to do o o !!!
I put both contacts in the same eye yesterday morning.
Oh man oh man, I've done that. You'd think you'd see twice as well... but that's not the case, is it?
I just tried to "look over the tops" of my glasses, but I didn't actually have my glasses on. So, basically I just made a derpity derp face for no reason. As is my right as a First World Citizen!
Definite 1st World Problem: I don't know what color nail polish to put on today after I finish my mani/pedi. Should I do beige or is that too boring? Is it too early for spring colors even though I live in Florida? I've done red the last two times so maybe coral? Blue? Is OPI's Midnight in Moscow too dark for Florida? Decisions, decisions.
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I accidentally punched the wall the other day and did some damage to my middle left finger. And that was just walking through the house! "Princess Grace" I am not lately. 
