Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (parent)

[Threestep2]

Mistook the cork screw for dinner fork and had second bottle instead of dinner. Very tasty!

[bound2TN]

Holy cow, 567 pages, I will never be able to read them all--I keep laughing too hard.

[KathrynAragon]

I sold my used hot tub and now I have to have the electrical hole in the concrete fixed. Dang it. No rest for the weary. And now no no hot tub to get into to soak my sore muscles after I fix the concrete.

[Nonchalance]

The convenience store was out of heavy cream. Now I can't make chocolate truffles... and it's snowing again.

[foxyknoxy]

iPads are sold out and so is the iPhone wanted.

[PinaCarlotta]

The dang laptop I got just a few months ago is acting up, and I'll have to return it. So I'm using the old one and I forgot how. It's not even touchscreen! And these keys feel fat and make noise when I push on them.

[Threestep2]

The Laundry Fairy made a pile of clean laundry disappear. Now I have to go to work on time?

[KathrynAragon]

That dang Laundry Fairy.

I have to change my sheets and I simply do not want to do it. I mean, I have two pairs of sheets, so it's not like I have to hand wash one set, then hang them on the line and wait for them to dry, and then put them back on the bed, but still...

Also, my two dog beds stink. Must be the memory foam mixed in with dog funk.

[WorldKlas]

Can’t figure out where to meet my DFW family for a quickie Spring break vacay. To avoid airports, thought we’d all drive and meet at an Airbnb someplace. But can’t find a good place. Big world problems.

[SeaOfGrass]

Why, oh why, did the founders not make it Superbowl Saturday???

(I'm sure someone will come back with an answer. I'm too lazy to look it up.)