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Old 05-25-2011, 05:46 PM
 
Location: Maryland
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Originally Posted by Johnny Vanderburgh View Post
Oh, I love to give. Giving is no problem. Just not so hot on receiving.
Johnny, I love you.

As "Samatha Jones" said, they don't call it a job for nothing. Sometimes, I don't like it either.

 
Old 05-25-2011, 05:48 PM
 
Location: The High Seas
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3.5 around?
That ain't right. That's pencil thin.
 
Old 05-25-2011, 05:50 PM
 
Location: Mountains of Oregon
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I love to give & receive Oral.
 
Old 05-25-2011, 05:50 PM
 
Location: Maryland
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Originally Posted by Snort View Post
I feel awful for the guy (or any guy) with a small tool. It must be difficult to deal with because it's a large part of one's identity, and I don't think they go through life unscathed.
Sex just can't be as good for the guy either. I don't know. Unless he's a bad aim and takes another hole.
I don't think so. The guy I know is good. He's good at everything. He's a very sexy and arrogant man. His small penis doesn't shame him.
 
Old 05-25-2011, 05:53 PM
 
Location: The High Seas
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I don't think so. The guy I know is good. He's good at everything. He's a very sexy and arrogant man. His small penis doesn't shame him.
Good for him, except for the "arrogant" part.
 
Old 05-25-2011, 05:53 PM
 
Location: Maryland
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Originally Posted by SCGranny View Post
OK, OK, I'll be blunter still... My first husband was so small that the birth of our first child took my virginity. It is true that I can never be a carpenter because he convinced me that his package was six inches.

He was a worthless piece of s___ in all other ways, so I divorced him.

2nd hubby was - um - FRAKIN HUGE. 9.5 tall and 3.5 around. Inches, not centimeters. But BOY did he know how to use it! More importantly, he was a funny, warm, kind, affectionate, hardworking and creative individual who made me laugh. He adopted my kids and has been an excellent father to them and our own as well as our foster children.

Now for the important part - for the past six years we have not had sex. He was badly injured and between the injuries and the meds, he is completely unable. No pills, no exercise, no pump, no popsicle sticks and duct tape, can help.

But he is still funny, warm, kind, affectionate, and creative, who still makes me laugh, 29 years later.

Decide what's important for you.
OMGosh that was funny.

Very sweet story.
 
Old 05-25-2011, 05:55 PM
 
Location: NC
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Originally Posted by desertsun41 View Post
Just remember this:

It's not the thick of the stick that does the trick, it's the throb of the knob that does the job !!!!

Actually, I've heard from many ladies - wife included - that girth is where it's at. In this dept, it's actually better to be built like a fire plug (short but stout) than an extra long Slim Jim.


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OK, OK, I'll be blunter still...

2nd hubby was - um - FRAKIN HUGE. 9.5 tall and 3.5 around. Inches, not centimeters. But BOY did he know how to use it!
Granny - are you sure these numbers weren't transposed? 9.5 but 3.5 around, well, a good stiff breeze could probably crack that thing in half.
 
Old 05-25-2011, 05:58 PM
FBJ
 
Location: Tall Building down by the river
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I don't buy that at all. Yeah, I've heard it all - it's the motion of the ocean and experience and whatever bull.

There is, however, a little thing called a tongue that can make mountains out of - oh who cares? A tongue is the best part of a man.
Ok Annie, LOL Let me find out!!
 
Old 05-25-2011, 06:05 PM
 
Location: Somewhere out there...
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I laughed so hard I almost choked on my drink....I too, am with a teeny weiny I had to ignore the obvious kind of hard to do I miss the big one most definately... but he treated me better than the .... johnny "the wad" holmes, types. We've been married 17 years. I miss the big one.... but, what can you do. there are things you can do to make it seem bigger.
 
Old 05-25-2011, 06:16 PM
 
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I laughed so hard I almost choked on my drink....I too, am with a teeny weiny I had to ignore the obvious kind of hard to do I miss the big one most definately... but he treated me better than the .... johnny "the wad" holmes, types. We've been married 17 years. I miss the big one.... but, what can you do. there are things you can do to make it seem bigger.
Ask him to make a call to enzyte.

Or one of those other male enhancement things.

Kind of curious if they actually work?
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