I want a Boyfriend! (older, affair, casual, coping)
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Here's a joke:
So a young woman goes into a grocery store. She finds a cart, and starts going down the aisles. She buys cheez whiz, a tub of peanut butter, a bag of spaghetti, a gallon of milk, brick of cheese, mini pizzas, iceberg lettuce, broccoli, m&ms, D-cell batteries and a 4 pack of shampoo that was on sale at the time.
She goes to the chekout and the clerk, while scanning her items, smirks to himself.
"You don't have a boyfriend, do you?" the clerk asks.
"No, I don't," The woman replies, blushing. Irked, she says "Were you able to deduce that from the items on my grocery list?"
I want a guy who is
1. 25 & up
2. Muscly
3. Worksout religiously
4. Good sense of humor
5. Intelligent
6. Graduated college
7.Looking to get married
8. Great in bed
9. Sweet
10. Knows how to dance
11. Spontaneous
12. Knows what he wants out of life
OH and he has to be a Scorpio
Ok so I struck out on #1,6,7,9,10 and the scorpio crap, bad match
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Originally Posted by Djuna
Maybe your expectations are a tad too high and men feel intimidated by your great long list of must-haves
I don't think it's so much that they're high, I'm most likely to check everything except scorpio off the list when I'm 26 or 27 (depending on how long I'll stick around college)
I think the main thing is that she HAS a list. that by itself implies that she is a person who will want things in general to be this and that way and that the guy will have to argue about the details of everything, which is a nightmare for most guys.
Quote:
Originally Posted by lionking
Guys, refer to the euro women are easier and less demanding compared to American women thread
No, they're pretty much the same, 10-20 must-haves, among them are always "looks good", "well built", "intellectual",
The only things I see are often different is that european women write "inetellectual" instead of "at least a bachelors degree"
and "who have come to a point where it's time to settle" instead of "fincially stable" or "economically well off"
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