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So a young woman goes into a grocery store. She finds a cart, and starts going down the aisles. She buys cheez whiz, a tub of peanut butter, a bag of spaghetti, a gallon of milk, brick of cheese, mini pizzas, iceberg lettuce, broccoli, m&ms, D-cell batteries and a 4 pack of shampoo that was on sale at the time.
She goes to the chekout and the clerk, while scanning her items, smirks to himself.
"You don't have a boyfriend, do you?" the clerk asks.
"No, I don't," The woman replies, blushing. Irked, she says "Were you able to deduce that from the items on my grocery list?"
"No, I deduced that because you're ugly."
Cruel.....not funny. Cruel and sadistic. I am disappointed...thought it going to be funny...
Not in my experience. I have a friend who's a Cap and she isn't hypocritical. Yes she's status oriented but not hypocritical. Now Geminis on the other hand, are very hypocritical in my experience. Rule # 1, if you're a Cancer, do NOT I repeat DO NOT date a Gemini!!!
I take exception to that, seeing as I am a Gemini and i cannot STAND hypocrites, nor am I one. As a matter of fact, hypocrisy is one of my biggest pet peeves.
I do realize you are only speaking from your own personal experiences, but also keep in mind you have not meet EVERY Gemini there is out there, so keep it in perspective.
Because they are loyal, passionate,ambitious, mysterious & possessive.
I used to date one best time of my life until he left me for a pretty Pisces
Wow, so you've met our breed before. Up until this point in scoping the post i was unsure if you truly knew. But, bad luck about the pisces girl though. To answer your other question, northwards is where alot of us Scorpio's tended to migrate... Apologies again for the lesser grade of scorpio you came across, we're generally not the shallow type.
I want a guy who is
1. 25 & up
2. Muscly
3. Worksout religiously
4. Good sense of humor
5. Intelligent
6. Graduated college
7.Looking to get married
8. Great in bed
9. Sweet
10. Knows how to dance
11. Spontaneous
12. Knows what he wants out of life
OH and he has to be a Scorpio
I have to say I was somewhat interested. But I'm not 25 or older (I'm 18), I haven't attended college yet and I really don't know how to dance. I'm also a Sagittarius.
But everything else, good sense of humor, intelligent, looking to get married, sweet, knows what he wants out of life, etc. sounds like me.
Intelligence. Multilingual.Conversant on current affairs. Preferably a Democrat. But thats negotiable. Likes children. Cant be a megalomaniac.Must know the difference between Cabernet and Maddog 2020 and be willing to share her weed!
There's more to it, sure but that's a great opener...side note for me personally, i dont require the weed sharing, just not for me is all. *shrugs* and yes, doubly for the wine, and booze comparison. We Scorpio love to wine and dine our lovelies and really appreciate someone who understands just what is so special about finding that perfect blend of savor and flavor in a high-end dining experience. If your idea of a fancy dinner date is fast food, well...let's just say it's great for a casual date but we Scorpio go all out for those special moments and chicken McNuggets aren't on the appetizer list at OUR restaurants of choice.
That wouldn't make me happy! My humor is what keeps me going!
Are there any non-fart and non-toilet jokes left that may possibly, perhaps, hopefully not offend a single tender soul...?
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I'm also a Sagittarius. 
