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My wife and I had a humorous conversation in which we jokingly accused one-another of loving certain possessions or hobbies over each other. We have these conversations from time to time, she'll say something like, "I wish I was a ___ so you'd actually pay attention to me." I'll fire back with, "I know the feeling. I wish that I could be ___ for a day so I could have your undivided attention!" Mind you, this is all in good humor. At any rate, one such conversation morphed into a hypothetical question of what fate we would wish upon the other if we had to turn one-another into an inanimate object.
I said that I'd make her a pristine muscle car. I explained that it would not be completely unlike our relationship now. I wouldn't drive her every day, but when I did, it would be hard and wild!
She gave it some thought and said that she would turn me into a slice of cheesecake with a healthy dosage of rich chocolate syrup poured on top. I'd be a goner in an instant! I'm glad it was a hypothetical!
I know this is pure silliness, but these goofy conversations keep our relationship fun. So I thought I'd put it to the group. What would you turn your SO into? What do you think they'd do to you?
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What if your SO WAS an inanimate object?
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I'd be a goner in an instant! I'm glad it was a hypothetical!
