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I - very briefly - dated some women like that! And no, they weren't inflatable. (If they had been, I wouldn't have had reason to be disappointed!)
Anyway, I like my SO just as she is, so no changes wished for there. If it were my ex, I'd want to transform her into the most expensive substance on the planet and sell off bits and pieces. LOL
Right now, with this sciatica/herniated disk in my back, I'd turn him into a bottle of Percocet: He'd take away my pain and put me in a happy place where life is beautiful and I'm in love with the world.
I don't know what he'd turn me into. Maybe a Slayer record, so he'd actually want to listen to me.
I have a real bad back so it would be a bottle of Roxies or Dilaudids for me. But since the DEA thinks they know whats best for everbodys' pain these days, the Dr's won't write it anymore.
The real question is how to turn the inanimate object into the wife...
Clever!! Very clever. Based on her prior nature. would she always assume the "dead starfish" position?
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