10-19-2013, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by
dragon_fly_12
"What are you looking for?" = I want to hook up, do you?
Oh, really?! I thought they really wanted to know!
10-19-2013, 07:25 PM
Location: Pa
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Really that's interesting. -Omg will she just shut up and give me her # so later we can bang.
10-19-2013, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by
hawaiiancoconut
"Sure we can be friends" = only on Facebook
"Yeah, maybe we'll do that next weekend" = Lame, I hope you forget all about it by next week.
Hehehe
10-19-2013, 08:40 PM
Location: Phoenix Arizona
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"We need to talk" = "I'm going to give you some unpleasant news"
"I'm a real outdoors and nature oriented person" = "I don't bathe or shave much"
"I'm a christian" = "Don't even think about anything remotely freaky in bed with me"
"I like clubbing" = "I like to drink a lot and go to clubs so guys can buy me drinks"
"I'm going to school full time" ="I have no real income so you are going to have to pay for everything"
"I am a free spirit"= " I have tattoos and piercings over most of my body and my hair color changes weekly"
"I'm a laid back kind of person"= "I'm unemployed"
"I use public transportation/bike"= "I have no car or license and have no desire to ever get one"
"You're kinda cute" = "Although I don't find you that attractive I may sleep with you if I have enough to drink"
"I have really strong family values" = "I get easily offended by everything"
"I have a few cats" = " I have problems keeping relationships going so I'm already prepared to be the cat lady"
" I love the Twilight series!" = "I'm a friggin idiot"
"I'm looking for a successful and educated person"= "Looking for someone with money"
"I'm looking for a height and weight proportionate person" = " No fat people please"
"I'm looking for a very open minded person" = "I'm looking for someone willing to do something super kinky"
"Are you on MySpace?" = "I'm an alien from another planet and trying to pass off as human using outdated info"
" I have commitment issues" = "I cheat on everyone"
"I'm republican"= "I'm pretty much a racist but will never come out and admit it"
"I'm a strict vegan" = "I'm a royal pain in the butt to ever take out to dinner because of my picky diet"
"Would you like a massage?" = "Can I massage you for about 5 minutes before I attempt to boink you?"
"You smell good" = "I'm creepy and will sniff your underwear while you sleep"
" I drive a Prius" = "I am most likely a homosexual"
"I only use and purchase Apple products" = "I'm pretentious"
10-19-2013, 08:42 PM
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I am a laid back person, but I'm employed.
"You're a really nice guy." I have no/lost interest in you.
"We're just friends!" Ain't nothin' gonna happen here, except me talking about girl stuff and guys to you, and you listening.
10-19-2013, 08:49 PM
Location: Pa
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Originally Posted by
MountainGuy74
"We need to talk" = "I'm going to give you some unpleasant news"
"I'm a real outdoors and nature oriented person" = "I don't bathe or shave much"
"I'm a christian" = "Don't even think about anything remotely freaky in bed with me"
"I like clubbing" = "I like to drink a lot and go to clubs so guys can buy me drinks"
"I'm going to school full time" ="I have no real income so you are going to have to pay for everything"
"I am a free spirit"= " I have tattoos and piercings over most of my body and my hair color changes weekly"
"I'm a laid back kind of person"= "I'm unemployed"
"I use public transportation/bike"= "I have no car or license and have no desire to ever get one"
"You're kinda cute" = "Although I don't find you that attractive I may sleep with you if I have enough to drink"
"I have really strong family values" = "I get easily offended by everything"
"I have a few cats" = " I have problems keeping relationships going so I'm already prepared to be the cat lady"
" I love the Twilight series!" = "I'm a friggin idiot"
"I'm looking for a successful and educated person"= "Looking for someone with money"
"I'm looking for a height and weight proportionate person" = " No fat people please"
"I'm looking for a very open minded person" = "I'm looking for someone willing to do something super kinky"
"Are you on MySpace?" = "I'm an alien from another planet and trying to pass off as human using outdated info"
" I have commitment issues" = "I cheat on everyone"
"I'm republican"= "I'm pretty much a racist but will never come out and admit it"
"I'm a strict vegan" = "I'm a royal pain in the butt to ever take out to dinner because of my picky diet"
"Would you like a massage?" = "Can I massage you for about 5 minutes before I attempt to boink you?"
"You smell good" = "I'm creepy and will sniff your underwear while you sleep"
" I drive a Prius" = "I am most likely a homosexual"
"I only use and purchase Apple products" = "I'm pretentious"
I'm cracking up @The Myspace one.
10-20-2013, 12:00 AM
Location: Viña del Mar, Chile
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Why does everyone always make the "unemployed" reference to people who say they're laid back?
10-20-2013, 12:27 PM
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burgler09
Why does everyone always make the "unemployed" reference to people who say they're laid back?
To me, it means pot dealer. That's a job! And s/he can probably collect unemployment at the same time
.
10-20-2013, 12:30 PM
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NilaJones
To me, it means pot dealer. That's a job! And s/he can probably collect unemployment at the same time
.
So i'm going to keep punching holes in that by saying that I'm laid back, employed, and haven't done any illegal drugs in my entire life, including smoking cigs.
Worst I do is have a beer about once a week, or a mixed drink. Literally 1 of either.
10-20-2013, 04:26 PM
Location: Viña del Mar, Chile
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Originally Posted by
NilaJones
To me, it means pot dealer. That's a job! And s/he can probably collect unemployment at the same time
.
I'm confused. Is this supposed to be a joke thread or serious?
Is that seriously what you think of a laid back person?
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