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OK, in Southern California--I'm not certain in the rest of America--we had the Hot Cheetos Phenomena. Kids were eating Hot Cheetos left and right and it made news when schools started to ban them. The Hot Cheetos Phenomena was replaced by the Takis phenomena--another brand of chips. Takis are a thousand times spicier than Hot Cheetos; it's an acquired taste. I have nephews who introduced me to Takis so every so often I'll buy a bag.
Here is a funny video done by a local radio station in California. You will like the guy he is Psycho Mike and most women consider him certified hot and funny. Watch it and you too will be updated regarding the Hot Cheetos/Taki phenomena in California.
OMG. That's friggen hilarious. Why is Hot Cheetos so popular? They've been around for a very long time. Gotta love KROQ. Haha. That was awesome. "First bag free".
Since I'm a wussy sad SoCal girl, no way I'm touching Takis. At least now I know in case anyone offers me those. ;P
I'll give you my impression as a 30 yr old woman & someone who does some marketing (which is what an OLD profile is doing for you).
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If you don't find it too hokey that I may write you a love poem or a love song then I'm all about you.
I don't find that hokey, but I find stating it at the beginning of your profile hokey.
The word "hokey" is also hokey.
- The smoking is turn-off, but good for you for trying to quit & being honest about it
- Leaving some stats out like "relationship type" & "religion" makes you wonder in a bad way
- "What I'm doing with my life" section is very vague. Try some specifics. I'm NOT talking about your job - what is your passion, your motivation, your interests? What gives you meaning? You mention some of this later on, but some may not keep scrolling.
- The "Favorites" section is the first place I get any real sense of who you are. The "Typical Friday Night" section is also way more interesting than the self-summary which is not gripping enough to compel you to scroll down. It's sort of goofy & odd, but not enough to be striking or exciting.
Generally, you sound like a cool guy, but not enough of a "definite energy". I disagree with others about your opinions on books & music, etc. Those are the few areas there is a clear personality. I think it's better to alienate some in order to attract someone who is truly compatible, but then I'm terrible at dating .
Delete your poem, good lord. In your books/music choice, you come off as a complete douche. Either delete the entire paragraph altogether or reword it. Why do you have so many condescending things in there? Man, if this were a girl's profile I'd completely ignore it regardless of how hot she was.
Once again, I realize why I have such an easy time online.
The whole snob angle works even less with his sloppy grammar and punctuation ("Movies is"? Really?)
So, I vetted a pic here for my online profile with dismal results. I learned I'm an ugly guy...but...but...there is nothing wrong with that.
I reviewed my profile and took down all the pics because they were all pretty bad. I'm in the process of updating the profile with new pics...but...but...what about substance i.e. the profile itself and not just the pics. Here is my OKcupid profile for your critique. Thank you in advance for your response.
I'll give you my impression as a 30 yr old woman & someone who does some marketing (which is what an OLD profile is doing for you).
I don't find that hokey, but I find stating it at the beginning of your profile hokey.
The word "hokey" is also hokey.
- The smoking is turn-off, but good for you for trying to quit & being honest about it
- Leaving some stats out like "relationship type" & "religion" makes you wonder in a bad way
- "What I'm doing with my life" section is very vague. Try some specifics. I'm NOT talking about your job - what is your passion, your motivation, your interests? What gives you meaning? You mention some of this later on, but some may not keep scrolling.
- The "Favorites" section is the first place I get any real sense of who you are. The "Typical Friday Night" section is also way more interesting than the self-summary which is not gripping enough to compel you to scroll down. It's sort of goofy & odd, but not enough to be striking or exciting.
Generally, you sound like a cool guy, but not enough of a "definite energy". I disagree with others about your opinions on books & music, etc. Those are the few areas there is a clear personality. I think it's better to alienate some in order to attract someone who is truly compatible, but then I'm terrible at dating .
But ... is he trying to get laid or is he thinking about the future?
Yeah, the OP's best bet is to simply say he's a non smoker and never have a cig in front of the girl.
Why should he pretend to be something he's not?
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