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On a second date, Started at an Italian Resturant. Had a lot of garlic which never goes well with me.From there we went to see Romeo and Juliet at a play house with a friend of mine and his wife. My friend kept looking over at me, guess he really didn't like the play but it gave me the giggles during the scene where Romeo dies. It was very quiet in the theater and I tried stifling my giggles. All of a sudden I fart, really loud. Which made keeping from giggling more even harder. People are now looking at me trembling which made it even funnier and before I knew it, another loud fart...At which point the play ended. I figured I would never see her again now, but noticed she was laughing as hard as me as we left the theater. Needless to say we made it to our car as quickly as possible, laughing the entire way to the point of being unable to breath. By the end of the night I knew I had a keeper and we've been married nearly 20 years.
I was sooo humiliated by it all but damn it was funny too. I felt so bad for the other people and actors though
number of years ago , i met a girl online and we met up for coffee , when we both leaned in for the kiss , i sort of head butted her , although she may have headbutted me , date went great but we didnt see each other again
My date and I were in this nice Chinese restaurant. She ordered egg roll with her meal. Stupid me just had to tell her a story about a kid who first had egg roll. The kid's dad admonished him for his (bad) eating habits. I went on to say that the dad had egg roll...and pancakes!
We continued to date, but she sternly told me, no more egg roll stories! She lost her appetite.
My date and I were in this nice Chinese restaurant. She ordered egg roll with her meal. Stupid me just had to tell her a story about a kid who first had egg roll. The kid's dad admonished him for his (bad) eating habits. I went on to say that the dad had egg roll...and pancakes!
We continued to date, but she sternly told me, no more egg roll stories! She lost her appetite.
My boyfriend & I went to a get-togetber with friends. The picnic table was filled with food & he was sitting on o e side talking to one of our friends. I plopped down next to them & the table tipped on its side & food went flying.
I waited in the motor home till he decided to go home. We broke up soon after that.
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I don't get it.
Took me few minutes too. But the joke is using eggroll as having an egg and a roll and pancakes for breakfast. The supposed joke being that the boy neglected to round out the meal with pancakes.
Not too funny ..... I think it fails culturally because in my area we would say biscuits with breakfast. There aren't many people eating breakfast rolls unless it's a cinnamon roll etc..
I was turned on and well you know what happens down there lol I had to cover it with my jacket but it looked weird and I was called out on it.
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