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Yeah, but some people really start to freak out when I stroke the banana and the peel starts to peel away exposing the squishy, gooey inside, but whateva....
I wonder how that would work, like what would happen? A crazy flirty pick up line? I can imagine a silly scenario like, "hey I like checking out the meat section but I would prefer checking out your meat section." Lmao
If a woman tried that line with me, it would definitely work
If a woman tried that line with me, it would definitely work
lol oh really? I would think a line like that would creep anyone out lol. Sometimes I come up with the craziest pick up lines but for fun. The few times I've actually said a pick up line, they either liked what I've said and laughed with me or some ended up getting pissed off. I actually like it when a guy says a pick up line I think they are funny and pretty daring to say it. I got hit on yesterday when I was walking around my neighborhood, some guy said, "hey girl do you wanna work out with a mother f*****?" So I looked at him and said, "do you have with it takes to survive?" I ended up freaking him out but it was my fault, I changed my voice on purpose. I ended up sounding like jigsaw from the saw movies lmao. I almost pissed myself laughing. That made my night!
I'm weird about grocery stores and restaurants, I'm not sure why. I like to be left alone when I'm at either, although I wouldn't have turned away a pretty girl that approached me while I was dining or at a grocery store back when I was single. I would have felt a little more uncomfortable if it was in a restaurant, since I would have been afraid of not wiping my face good enough.
I would sooner ask out a nice looking girl working the register. I've done this at convenient stores, actually at the same one every time. I was having a lot of luck in that one store. Two of them were cashiers, one was a girl that was just a customer. One of the cashiers I had asked out, had been flirting/talking with me for a couple months before I actually asked her out.
lol oh really? I would think a line like that would creep anyone out lol. Sometimes I come up with the craziest pick up lines but for fun. The few times I've actually said a pick up line, they either liked what I've said and laughed with me or some ended up getting pissed off. I actually like it when a guy says a pick up line I think they are funny and pretty daring to say it. I got hit on yesterday when I was walking around my neighborhood, some guy said, "hey girl do you wanna work out with a mother f*****?" So I looked at him and said, "do you have with it takes to survive?" I ended up freaking him out but it was my fault, I changed my voice on purpose. I ended up sounding like jigsaw from the saw movies lmao. I almost pissed myself laughing. That made my night!
Most women who try any type of sexually suggestive line on me will find that it will definitely work I'm a horndog, so am thinking along those lines anyway . Note this rarely happens with me - but it has happened occasionally.
Here's an interesting article - in this case, these women were obviously joking re: these comments - LOL:
The interesting thing about the above article/video is that it points out something that I've always known, but is rarely discussed - i.e., most (if not all) women will be offended by sexually explicit comments made to them by strange men - which is why most men know better than to try anything like this.
Conversely, most men would welcome a sexually explicit comment made to them by a strange woman - or at least think it was funny. However, I doubt most men would be offended by comments like this made to them by women.
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I wonder how that would work, like what would happen? A crazy flirty pick up line? I can imagine a silly scenario like, "hey I like checking out the meat section but I would prefer checking out your meat section." Lmao
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Gross. I would say I'm vegetarian (even if I'm not), to get you the heck away from me.
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I'm a horndog, so am thinking along those lines anyway 
