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because apparently they forgot that there is such a thing as a TE-LE-PHONE.
Pretty soon, pale and fatigued from typing/texting away well into the night, people will catch a news of a new fancy device that apparently makes life easier and more efficient: "Can you imagine?? You just pick it up and you can TALK into it?? No typing, wow!!"
The most pathetic thing I ever did online was play Bejeweled Blitz for 6 hours straight. Well maybe that wasn't as pathetic as the fact that I downed four 40's of King Cobra malt liquor during this time.
My kids are laughing at me. I had to alter on facebook to get enough friends to buy a pond on farmville . How pathetic is that. Altering and befriending myself because I can't come up with enough friends on line, lol.
When we lived in our old neighborhood there was a nasty lady and she hated my friends cat so she put fried chicken grease in the cats water bowl so the cat would get sick to her stomach...when we found out we went online and signed her up for crazy online magazines and requests for quotes on construction projects, the memory foam bed thing, etc..we were meanies!
Another time we found out a friends husband was having an affair and we got into his email and found out he was going to New York with his girlfriend. They had plans to fly there, stay in a nice hotel and had highly sought after tickets to a Broadway play...we sent out cancellation emails to all of them but the airlines and let him go on his trip!
I'm not sure if this counts but........I had major surgery and was under a ton of stress a few years back and my hair started falling out. I totally panicked and started scouring the internet for every site about hair loss, hair restoration, ancient hair remedies, vitamins for hair, and even various types of wigs. I went on a mad online hunt for 3 days, with no sleep, to find the perfect wig just in case it all fell out. I was determined to never be caught bald! Luckily, I over reacted and my hair went back to normal a few months after the surgery. I still get newsletters from all those hair places I signed up at. On the bright side, if I ever do actually go bald I now know were to get fabulous wigs! lol
I'm not sure if this counts but........I had major surgery and was under a ton of stress a few years back and my hair started falling out. I totally panicked and started scouring the internet for every site about hair loss, hair restoration, ancient hair remedies, vitamins for hair, and even various types of wigs. I went on a mad online hunt for 3 days, with no sleep, to find the perfect wig just in case it all fell out. I was determined to never be caught bald! Luckily, I over reacted and my hair went back to normal a few months after the surgery. I still get newsletters from all those hair places I signed up at. On the bright side, if I ever do actually go bald I now know were to get fabulous wigs! lol
Vodka + Video Camera + Trying to Sing = Youtube Fail
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. How pathetic is that. Altering and befriending myself because I can't come up with enough friends on line, lol. 
