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Old 03-08-2010, 12:04 PM
 
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History: Mitch, an overweight loser, was out on a date with Robin Scherbatsky, and she invited him up for coffee or something. Things weren't going great, and Mitch knew he stood no realistic chance to hook up on his looks or other merits. Robin left to use the bathroom. When she comes out, Mitch is naked on the couch. Robin hooks up with him.

The prevailing theory is that the Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times. Whether it be not knowing what to say, or just plain pity...2 out of 3 times the chick hooks up with the d00d?

Now is there any truth to CBS's premise?



I thought of this because of the Pantsless Stairs Man story.
Step..........away.........from.......the......... .television.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:13 PM
 
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Yeh..thats a good way to get yourself maced, stun gunned or shot. Maybe all three.

I would tell you to put it away and get f out and scrub whatever the nude man ass wash smashed on.

I only had one person "pull it out" and told them they had to go. It was more creepy feeling than I thought it would be. Full on nude...I would wonder what part of my body he was going to cut and salt, as he humped my limbless corpse on the kitchen table.
I would think he was full on nuts.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:15 PM
 
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I talked this over with some friend the other day however my friend had the scenario that you undress right infront of her when you run out of stuff to say...more failure or more usccess?
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:15 PM
 
Location: Southern California
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My guess is that 1 out of 3 women have a tazer and can hit a 1 inch target easily.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:25 PM
 
Location: Tempe, AZ
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Sorry, but if that happened to me, I'd probably start laughing uproariously and the man would be, um, "deflated."
Yep. I keep having this image http://www.3sutun.com/resim/ingres.odalisque-slave.jpg except a guy and without the slaves
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:28 PM
 
Location: My Private Island
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Originally Posted by JSizzle225 View Post
History: Mitch, an overweight loser, was out on a date with Robin Scherbatsky, and she invited him up for coffee or something. Things weren't going great, and Mitch knew he stood no realistic chance to hook up on his looks or other merits. Robin left to use the bathroom. When she comes out, Mitch is naked on the couch. Robin hooks up with him.

The prevailing theory is that the Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times. Whether it be not knowing what to say, or just plain pity...2 out of 3 times the chick hooks up with the d00d?

Now is there any truth to CBS's premise?



I thought of this because of the Pantsless Stairs Man story.

Well, it says nothing of how Robin looked. Maybe she thought this was her only opportunity to get some. How do we know she wasn't so horny, she would have humped a cucumber if Mitch hadn't obliged her?

Naked Man theory only works if the woman is willing to have sex with them. Last I checked, penises could not cast magic spells once exposed...........wwweeell, maybe in some cases.
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:28 PM
 
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Good grief, people are weird.
I've repeatedly said that TV has warped people's perceptions about relationships. This is only an extreme example!

Few appear willing to believe this. The boob tube is too addictive!
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:08 PM
 
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Definitely 3 out of 3. She would not have been invited over for coffee or "something" if the guy didnt want to get busy with her.
This. ^^ For both a guy and a gal. No one that has a brain would go back home with someone on a first date unless they were hoping for some action.
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:14 PM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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Good grief, people are weird.
You've been on C-D since November 2008 and you're just learning that NOW? ROTFLMAO!
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:21 PM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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The boob tube is too addictive!
And C-D ISN'T? LOL
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