Jesus was FAR different than most people think!

[Ceist]

Originally Posted by Mickiel

According to Matthew 1:20, concerning Jesus physical conception; " For that which has been conceived in her ( Mary's womb), is of the Holy Spirit." This means that Jesus physical body was not the result of male spamodazoa being fertilized by Marys womb, it was the result of what God placed inside of her and used her womb to carry him for 9 months. And that is significant and implys many , many things that people don't readily consider.

One, he is the ONLY human ever conceived as such! So he was human, but he was also " More than human!" He was the firstborn human conceived by the Holy Spirit of God! And that has some serious implications that go along with it. No human male genes were imparted into him by male spamodazoa, yet he was born male.

And the reasons for that are very interesting!

And some of the earliest Christians believed that Jesus never actually had a physical body. (Marcionites for example).

There are lots of stories of man-gods being born of human women impregnated by gods.

[Old Gringo]

Nonexistant, in all likelihood.

[NightBazaar]

Originally Posted by Mickiel

What God put inside of Mary was literally " From another planet!" A whole different dimension of reality than human.

Please clarify these to things:

1 - "From another planet"? This sounds strikingly similar to the History Channel's "Ancient Aliens". They provide their own views that God, angels and Jesus were aliens, not to mention figures from other religions. So are you saying that God or Jesus come from another planet?

2 - How do you know what a "different dimension of reality than human" is? Please define the dimensions and how you know they differ.

[rifleman]

Originally Posted by Mickiel

According to Matthew 1:20, concerning Jesus physical conception; " For that which has been conceived in her ( Mary's womb), is of the Holy Spirit." This means that Jesus physical body was not the result of male spamodazoa being fertilized by Marys womb, it was the result of what God placed inside of her and used her womb to carry him for 9 months. And that is significant and implys many , many things that people don't readily consider.

One, he is the ONLY human ever conceived as such! So he was human, but he was also " More than human!" He was the firstborn human conceived by the Holy Spirit of God! And that has some serious implications that go along with it. No human male genes were imparted into him by male spamodazoa, yet he was born male.

And the reasons for that are very interesting!

Oy! "spamo... what did you type? spamo-dazoa?" Yikes! What the frick is that? I thought you told us that you wuz ed-juh-kay-tudd!

Try: spermatozoa, n'kay?

Here: a nice citation for your larnin' plehzurh:

Spermatozoon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Plural: spermatozoa]

If you read the article and it's published, validated & credible reference bibliography at the bottom, you'll clearly see that it's been absolutely shown that humans both can and have reproduced asexually (i.e.: without a partner) via "parthenogenesis". It's also been demonstrated that women can become pregnant without their hymen being torn or displaced. Thus, indeed, a" virgin birth"! After all, dem "spamadozoas" are sneaky little boogers!

Asexual reproduction - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And by the way, what about his gay twin brother?

So... yup: virgin single-parent pregnancies, with twins, can happen, and in the case of Jee-bus, it obviously did, along with his twin brother of obviously a far lower moral standing. Hey: parents can't always control all of their multiple offspring's behavior, now can they?

This embarrassing behavior by Jee-bus' twin bro' is probably why he took to drinking so heavily and early in his life, fleeing off across the surface of lakes and such, and why we also don't find any details of his teenaged, and then his later 20-something... life history! he wanted to remain hard to find and anonymous.

Reason? Again, he was obviously fleeing the moral turpitudes and gathering reputation of his gay brother! My oh my... what an unholy burden!