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That was the heartiest laugh I've had on here recently!!! The stroller thing is hilarious, but it is a little scary to me that there are people out there that need these kinds of warnings.
Sopwith Camel
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Emily Litella's Hearing Problem "What's all this fuss I hear about endangered feces? That's outrageous. Why is feces endangered? How can you possibly run out of such a thing? Just look around you - you can see it all over the place. And besides, who wants to save that anyway?"
"Warning: May contain nuts." (On a package of peanuts)
"Do not eat if seal is missing." (On said seal)
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." (In the information booklet)
"Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."
"Do not put in mouth." (On a package of bottle rockets)
"Fits one head." (On a hotel-provided shower cap box)
May be veering off-topic, but advertising is writing too, after all: I saw a package of Hamburger Helper today that announced, "Now better tasting!" Er, says a lot about the former product, doesn't it?
May be veering off-topic, but advertising is writing too, after all: I saw a package of Hamburger Helper today that announced, "Now better tasting!" Er, says a lot about the former product, doesn't it?
Similar to..... "New and improved"
"Diet Water"
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The stroller thing is hilarious, but it is a little scary to me that there are people out there that need these kinds of warnings.
Emily Litella's Hearing Problem
