Words or phrases you love (quote)

[NW4me]

Voluptuous

[NW4me]

A few bricks shy of a load.

A couple cans short of a six pack.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

[Dave_n_Tenn]

We are all ultimately judge by what we give, not what we get.

[steiconi]

Originally Posted by NW4me

A few bricks shy of a load.

A couple cans short of a six pack.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

I love these insults!

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact, more like the wooden spoon that keeps getting stuck in the garbage disposal.
(I tried to find an attribution for this (it was supposedly said about Bush jr), but just got references to the first part. Cut out the knife references, and I got advice on fixing garbage disposals.)

[heavymind]

^^ The lights are on, but nobody's home.

[NW4me]

Originally Posted by steiconi

I love these insults!

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Not the brightest porch light on the block.

Not the quickest bunny in the forest.

[LilyMae521]

I said what I meant and I meant what I said.

(from Dr. Seuss "Horton Hears a Who")

Good stuff, Dr. Seuss. I think I like "The Butter Battle Book" best.

[rfomd129]

"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam."
Popeye the sailor man.

Upthread I posted another favorite of mine, "To thine own self be true." I think's Popeye's ditty has a similar message.

[steiconi]

Another pair of sayings that boil down to the sane meaning:

Sufficient unto the day are the troubles thereof.
and
Don't go borrowing trouble.

[Tantalust]

Overheard on a TV weather forecast:


It's Easter this morning and it's "sunny for the bunny".