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Old 12-04-2009, 10:46 PM
 
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You often see road signs that really make you laugh. Can you think of any you've seen?

One that bothers me and I see it often is a sign that says: "Drive Safe".

Isn't safe an adjective? So, shouldn't it say: "Drive safely"?

A great one that makes you chuckle is along I-90 east of Mitchell, SD which advertises a local garage and towing service. The sign says: "Dick's Toe Service".
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Old 12-05-2009, 12:45 AM
 
Location: Aloverton
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In the western part of Ireland, my wife (who speaks no Irish) saw heavy painted words on the road before her leading into Dingle: GO MALL. "There's a mall in Dingle? I thought you said it was small!" she remonstrated. I had to explain to her that go mall is Irish for SLOW.
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Old 12-05-2009, 05:27 AM
 
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You often see road signs that really make you laugh. Can you think of any you've seen?

One that bothers me and I see it often is a sign that says: "Drive Safe".

Isn't safe an adjective? So, shouldn't it say: "Drive safely"?

A great one that makes you chuckle is along I-90 east of Mitchell, SD which advertises a local garage and towing service. The sign says: "Dick's Toe Service".
One of the car insurance companies has a sign "Drive savely"!
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Old 12-05-2009, 07:22 AM
 
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The "Slow Children" sign always makes me cringe .....
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Old 12-05-2009, 07:34 AM
 
Location: Ogden, Utah
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I used the line "There were no 'Slow Children' signs in my neighborhood" in both my novels. Love it.

The one I find intriguing is "End Construction". I always wonder if it's an advisory or a protest!
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Old 12-05-2009, 07:36 AM
 
Location: Durham, NC
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"Speed Zone". Does this mean you're supposed to be driving as fast as possible?
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Old 12-05-2009, 09:37 AM
 
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A business in Decatur - "XXX Radiator Shop. Best place in town to take a leak."

"Yield" OK, I give up, now what?
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Old 12-05-2009, 09:56 AM
 
Location: A Nation Possessed
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Ha ha, there is a 'slow children' sign just a couple of blocks away. I'd never really thought about it. Thanks to this thread, I'll feel sorry for those children as I pass by from now on. Poor little guys...

I have, on occasion, made light of the 'shoulder work' signs along the highway. I envision a group of surgeons in a MASH tent.
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:24 PM
 
Location: Destrehan, Louisiana
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Wagner’s Meat Market here has a sign that states, You Can't Beat My Meat.


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Old 12-05-2009, 02:34 PM
 
Location: Elsewhere
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The "Slow Children" sign always makes me cringe .....
Me, too.

Then there is the sign near the playgrounds that depicts two children on a seesaw, one side up and the other side down.

Does that mean "Unbalanced Children?"
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