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Old 06-05-2014, 08:25 PM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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This one made me laugh out loud!

A man talking about his oversized nose: When I was younger, I was very subconscious about it...

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Old 06-05-2014, 08:28 PM
 
Location: Western Oregon
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I'm sure he meant subterranean.
 
Old 06-05-2014, 08:28 PM
 
Location: Earth
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Originally Posted by PJSinger View Post
This one made me laugh out loud!

A man talking about his oversized nose: When I was younger, I was very subconscious about it...

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...So, he didn't really know HOW he felt about it?
 
Old 06-06-2014, 02:11 AM
 
Location: Florida
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A man on a diet posted a calorie laden dessert recipe.
"I'm going to torcher myself and make this....."

Is this a happier way to burn off fat?
 
Old 06-06-2014, 03:34 AM
 
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I hope the member seeking advice about leech fields really meant "leach fields."

Who wants a field of leeches?
 
Old 06-06-2014, 06:13 AM
 
Location: USA
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I hope the member seeking advice about leech fields really meant "leach fields."

Who wants a field of leeches?
Besides, physicians no longer use leeches.
 
Old 06-06-2014, 07:47 AM
 
Location: Georgia, USA
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Besides, physicians no longer use leeches.

Surprisingly, they do!

THE DOCTOR'S WORLD - LEECHES STILL HAVE THEIR MEDICAL USES - NYTimes.com
 
Old 06-06-2014, 07:50 AM
 
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Yesterday, I saw a new TV commercial for a medication that purports to be effective for treating Rosacea.
While the unseen announcer spoke, the following text appeared on the screen:

Is your face persistenly red?

The ad agency that produced this commercial should be persistently without work.


 
Old 06-06-2014, 08:12 AM
 
Location: USA
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Hmm...
 
Old 06-06-2014, 10:50 AM
 
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From the NJ Forum, another commentary on education:

"If the teacher done that to me and my parents heard about this. They would have me grounded for sure and apologize to the teacher for my miss behave."

So...apparently his teacher's name was Miss Behave?
I think that Miss Behave should have been fired for not teaching him about grammar, spelling, and sentence construction.

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