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Allah: "You have been an extremely good Muslim! Welcome to heaven. Here are your 72 young naked centerfold virgins. Now make sure they remain virgins!"
centerfold virgins - that would be an oxymoron
It depends on how you define "Virgin". There may be a few work-arounds that would be adequate second choices...
I was thinking....only 72? We're talking eternity here, even if you rationed them out one per every ten thousand years, that's ten thousand years with the same woman, and you have inexhaustible years ahead of you.
Reminds me of the scene in the movie "Snatched" (I think it was), when Amy Schumer's character boyfriend wants to break up with her, so he can do other women, 100's of them. She asks him why he can't DO hers 100's of times instead?
In other words, I have no idea what you're talking about...
Notice that the promise is for 72 virgins - not 72 virgins each! And they've been virgins for how long? Someone hasn't thought this through.
I also wonder, are these renewable virgins? As in you take her virginity, but it grows back right away? Or are you out of virgins after you have popped your 72? And are these real people? Islamic women who died before surrendering their virtue, and have gone to heaven where they get assigned to some virginity cluster, waiting for the next male to die in Allah's grace? Or are they purpose designed celestial style virgins?
Does Islam have a similar arrangement for women? Do they get 72 studs?
I also wonder, are these renewable virgins? As in you take her virginity, but it grows back right away? Or are you out of virgins after you have popped your 72? And are these real people? Islamic women who died before surrendering their virtue, and have gone to heaven where they get assigned to some virginity cluster, waiting for the next male to die in Allah's grace? Or are they purpose designed celestial style virgins?
Does Islam have a similar arrangement for women? Do they get 72 studs?
Not sure but again why 72?
Okay maybe 10, 20, 30 is not enough for an eternity, but why 72? 70 is apparently not enough but just two more to make it 72 is somehow the chosen number. How was that number derived I continue to seriously ponder...
Okay maybe 10, 20, 30 is not enough for an eternity, but why 72? 70 is apparently not enough but just two more to make it 72 is somehow the chosen number. How was that number derived I continue to seriously ponder...
Because 72 is the most any male has ever deflowered in one day?
Okay maybe 10, 20, 30 is not enough for an eternity, but why 72? 70 is apparently not enough but just two more to make it 72 is somehow the chosen number. How was that number derived I continue to seriously ponder...
I don't know...Maybe because 72 = 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 3 and somehow that has spiritual significance?
I don't know...Maybe because 72 = 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 3 and somehow that has spiritual significance?
Good a guess as any I suppose, but I was hoping for other than just a guess.
There has to be some good reason that 71 is just one too few and 73 is just one too many...
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