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Old 11-06-2009, 08:55 PM
 
Location: Wicker Park, Chicago
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^^I'm glad I know what this guy looks like so I can avoid him.
You only know what I look like IN DRAG!
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:03 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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You only know what I look like IN DRAG!
Oh don't worry. I have Lane Tech yearbooks.

Last edited by Avengerfire; 11-06-2009 at 09:56 PM..
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:10 PM
 
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Big, bad, Jesse69
Baddest drag queen of our time
Badder than ol' Ru Paul
Meaner than Gore Vidal
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:19 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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Well on the West Side of Chicago
Wicker Park hanging around
And if you go down there
You better beware
Of the man that hangs with rabbits all around West Town

Now Jesse anything but trouble
You see he stand bout 5 foot 4
All the downtown ladies call him the "bicycle lover"
All the men just call him "dear"

"Big, bad, Jesse69
Baddest drag queen of our time
Badder than ol' Ru Paul
Meaner than Gore Vidal"

Now Jesse he a gambler
And he like his women's clothes
And he like to wear diamond rings
On every one of his toes
He got a custom BMX dirtbike
He got a skateboard too
He got a stick of lipstick in his pocket for fun
He got eyeliner in his shoe

"Big, bad, Jesse69
Baddest drag queen of our time
Badder than ol' Ru Paul
Meaner than Gore Vidal"

Now Friday 'bout a week ago
Jesse was flirtin' nice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a dude named Derrick
And he thought that gal looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
'Cause Jesse69 learned a lesson
'Bout messin' with the husband of a jealous man

"Big, bad, Jesse69
Baddest drag queen of our time
Badder than ol' Ru Paul
Meaner than Gore Vidal"

Well the two men took to fighting
And after closing the bedroom door
Jesse looked like a virgin lady
The morning after prom night

My apologies to Jim Croce.

Last edited by Avengerfire; 11-06-2009 at 09:47 PM..
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:30 PM
 
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Umm...wow!
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:35 PM
 
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Wow, that took less than nine minutes. I think we need a music video, Avengerfire.
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:36 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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Wow, that took less than nine minutes. I think we need a music video, Avengerfire.
I will only direct. No acting for me.
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:37 PM
 
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Maybe we should add a line to the song about "rabbits in Chicago" to keep things on topic...

Jesse lowered his BB Gun
He had those rabbit varmin on the run
He pulled the trigger and *bing*
That rabbit varmin he did sing
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:38 PM
 
Location: Chicago
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I shaped it a bit more.

We could have a sequel to the song also. :-)
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:57 PM
 
Location: Wicker Park, Chicago
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Don't worry guys... One day you can adore me as I post a thread in the Fashion Section of me in my beautiful womens clothes collection!

But I'm into women only - only those that were born one!
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