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Just thought I would share this with you all. I read it and it made me chuckle at the vision in my head! LOL
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest,
said, "You had a good idea to replace the first four
pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like
a charm. The front of the church always fills first
now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest
continued, "And you told me adding a little more
beat to the music would bring young people back
to church, so I supported you when you brought in
that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now our services
are consistently packed to the balcony."
"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I
am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of
youth."
"All of these ideas have been well and good," said
the elderly priest, "But I'm afraid you've gone too
far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my
confessions and the donations have nearly doubled
since I began that!"
"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate
that.... But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or
Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof."
Just a little off topic.....Our local health department is giving flu shots again this year. As an encouragement, they have set up a drive through shot alley sort of thing. You don't have to get out of the car. It has been very successful.
Just a little off topic.....Our local health department is giving flu shots again this year. As an encouragement, they have set up a drive through shot alley sort of thing. You don't have to get out of the car. It has been very successful.
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thank you for a good laugh after a very tiring day.
