https://www.lanavawser.com/2017/07/2...done-in-a-day/
it appears Jesus wanted to get in on the story telling too..
so I will start where I left off and finish where I think he ended the story..
let me say that with the worldly not happy until they have made Our God, our Lord, and Our king a neanderthal and with me talking about Everyone wanting to kiss his big feet. well this last 2 weeks he went where only he could go in rare form......all the way to Big foot imagery.. where I was last week there was giant Big foot imagery everywhere.
so as the church ladies round the third corner dizzy is still bring up the rear dreaming of lakes and gardens and there was little hummingbirds circling her head because she was still dizzy .. then the third and fourth placed church ladies were looking good when all of a sudden the fourth placed lady gets an idea and takes out her rosary and lasoos the third place church lady around the neck now 4th place is being pulled by third place church lady . then on the side lines was a alien hat on a guy in a monkey suit who was pretending to be a Big foot. and he was not happy with his Church ladies Idea as his churches lady can't win being pulled by someone ..
so he kicks the lady with her rosery around her neck and the third placed ladies walkers . So the man in the monkey suit and alien hat kicked His church's lady down and stole her shoes . then started running pretending to be that church lady. so that church lady gets up and starts running herself sad and repenting to the other church ladies that she had used her rosery in that way.
well so now the third place church lady who still has the rosery around her neck is still running hard ..as Monkey-alien hat passes her he uses his huge fake monkey feet to trip her too. Now he is headed for Hanni and as he catches up to Hanni they both take off their woman high heels and beat each other as they are running neck and neck as they round the 4th corner. AS they both approach the smooth and cool running Baptist lady,,, oops that wasn't pretty... baptist lady is laying on the sidelines now but all the more determined so she prays and then she get her some Holy Ghost revival.. and off she goes..
now king of the Big foots is watching this race from the secret place and he is rooting for his ladies...
Then enters a big snake at the last corner of the race.. King of the big foots doesn't like that , no one is going to mess with his church ladies anymore. lightening comes out of heaven and all the church ladies and the old indian lady get all shiny and young and BIG giant bigfoots..... the churcvh ladies all take off in a flash ......old indian lady made into a new bigfoot passes the finish line .... all the church ladies follow inches behind her .
and out of heaven comes a giant Big foot and crushes the snake barely missing the fake big foot with his alien hat and hanni barely escapes too , who awere still beating each other with their lady shoes as the l;adies past them both . They both have black eyes now.
Then after the ladies are safe. The King of the big foots turns everyone else who was betting on the church ladies into Big foots and the indian lady and her clans suggest we have a stomp dance on all monkey suits , snakes and men in high heels, Hanni repents and gives his high heels to the old indian lady now a giant red big foot in her high heels , she had really big feet before she was a Big foot so her shoes still fit.
Let me tell you folks you ain't seen anything until you see some pureblooded red headed big foots with big shiny feet doing a stomp dance . The traditional dance of ancient big red hairy people... I suggest everyone else should just stay out of the way until the party is over...
the end.. stomp dances coming soon...
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