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09-24-2006, 12:42 PM
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That's so funny that your husband calls them that...my husband calls mine the "big guns"....he'll say stupid things like if I'm leaning over the table or something "watch out or you'll blast me with those big guns"....thanks babe, I appreciate the beautiful compliment. Yeah, if I could make myself different without plastic surgery, the butt would go way down (but my Husband likes it too). I guess what men see on women and what women see when they look in the mirror are totally different. Plus, I guess love makes them blind or something too. Having kids is worth it however, we need to invent a way to have kids and bounce back to our old selves within 2-4 weeks! Yeah, right.
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09-24-2006, 12:48 PM
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Big Guns, that is so funny, I get boulders, "man toys" has to be my favorite though, he once said that when he quit smoking atleast he would be able to keep his hands busy!! He doesnt believe in "more than a handful is to much, he likes them to spill over", wonderful sentiments huh? but of all his man sayings, as far as my rear is conserned has to be "more cushin for the pushin" which is just such a turn on LOL!!!! gotta love him though, atleast he thinks I am beautiful, even if he has a weird way of saying so!!!
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09-24-2006, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by gregsbabe1
My but could drop off now, i wish!!!! hubby likes it me not so much...
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Classic --- why do you women hate having butts when we men like them so much?
Celebrate your booty!
As for boulders,  , I have bad enough back problems as a skinny man, I cannot imagine carrying a "backpack" on my chest... But then I'm sure our anatomies are programmed to handle such differences.... you probably wouldn't like the idea of having to protect your ovaries from big dogs and little kids who don't know any better than to smash into your groin 
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09-24-2006, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by deeptrance
Classic --- why do you women hate having butts when we men like them so much?
Celebrate your booty!
As for boulders,  , I have bad enough back problems as a skinny man, I cannot imagine carrying a "backpack" on my chest... But then I'm sure our anatomies are programmed to handle such differences.... you probably wouldn't like the idea of having to protect your ovaries from big dogs and little kids who don't know any better than to smash into your groin 
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Yea back pack thats about it!! I love watching my husband cover that area when a child comes over to give him a hug or a dog!! but then I have a hard time, running, catching a football, or even throwing a ball with my kids, they all snicker!!!
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09-24-2006, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by deeptrance
Classic --- why do you women hate having butts when we men like them so much?
Celebrate your booty!
As for boulders,  , I have bad enough back problems as a skinny man, I cannot imagine carrying a "backpack" on my chest... But then I'm sure our anatomies are programmed to handle such differences.... you probably wouldn't like the idea of having to protect your ovaries from big dogs and little kids who don't know any better than to smash into your groin 
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That's hilarious LMAO!! However, chances are your groin is less likely to collide with small children and dogs on a 24 hour a day basis...our backpacks are built in (ugh). It hurts sometimes (and then you men wonder why we have "headaches"...after carrying them around all day, would you really want someone else pummeling them?!)
I suppose either way, it can suck to be a man and it can suck to be a women....we're all scr*wed.
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09-24-2006, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by deeptrance
Classic --- why do you women hate having butts when we men like them so much?
Celebrate your booty!
As for boulders,  , I have bad enough back problems as a skinny man, I cannot imagine carrying a "backpack" on my chest... But then I'm sure our anatomies are programmed to handle such differences.... you probably wouldn't like the idea of having to protect your ovaries from big dogs and little kids who don't know any better than to smash into your groin 
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Actually, I wish my butt was bigger. I wish I had a J. LO thing going on.
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