You just might NOT be qualified to live in SW Florida IF.....

[mrcoolmrcool28]

Ok, this looks like fun:

You like lots of closet space, one for summer clothes, when it's 90 out, and one for winter clothes, whem it's below 0 out. and a third to store your winter coats, hats, gloves, boots and scarfs.

You don't mind waiting in line to buy a roof rake (does anyone know what that is?)

You don't mind driving a white car in the winter, no matter what color you bought. (they are always full of road salt, and you can't wash them because the doors and windows will freeze)

You don't mind driving a brown car in the summer (RUST!! from all the winter road salt)

You don't mind writing our an extra check each month to the guy who plows out your driveway every couple of days.

You like to keep stats about are the people killed on snow covered roads/

You don't mind being taxed out of your house.

You don't mind the bluegreen alge in all the area lakes, which will kill dogs and make people very sick if they swim in it.

You don't mind paying thousands more for a vehicle because 4 wheel drive is a nesessity.

You don't mind paying more for energy costs, AC June-Aug. Heating oil Oct.-May

The most important piece of fishing gear you have is not a rod -n-reel, It's an ice auger.

You like to go out and shovel out you mailbox every couple of days so the mailman can bring you your bills. Of course the snow plow will fill it back in as soon as you are finished.

You love it when your late for work in the morning, you jump in your 4 wheel drive and the battery is dead...............again!!!!

Scraping ice off your car windows is the highlight of your day.

You enjoy driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone because the roads are full of farm machinery.

Of coarse this could go on for ever