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Originally Posted by Walter Greenspan
NEWYORKJOSEPH, in case you are unfamiliar with the local geography, I've sent you an explanation of the very, very confusing geography of "Lawn Guyland" as a DM (Direct Message).
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Walt-
Because the OP defined the extent of the geographical difference between Suffolk County and New York City, how were you able to offer him,
(NEWYORKJOSEPH), through a direct message, an explanation of the optimum location for him to be, in order to visit his family in NYC and the rest of
his remaining family there in Suffolk, without knowing the location in Suffolk County? Did you send him a map?
Long Island is a pretty big place. Suffolk is certainly a big county too, I mean, the village of Amityville, all the way out to the hamlet of Montauk,
it's a long-ass county! If he had relatives in Brentwood, why would he need to know about the duck in Flanders or Riverhead? Didn't you ask him
for specifics, like the town or the village? Maybe NEWYORKJOSEPH will get back to us so that we will all have the advantage of knowing the right
location to propose when advising him about where he should move. We all bring something to this party and I think that before you whip your
whole
hamlet, village, town- dogmatic diatribe on him, you'd be considerate enough to inquire of others here. Do you understand that?
Good to see you out and about! I also wanted to wish you a happy Thanksgiving and hope that you gather there with your maps and charts and
enjoy yourselves, being filled with the blessings of life here on
"Lawn Guyland". Me and the shrinking family are going to celebrate here in the
town of Copiague, but we're not getting a big turkey this year, we're legally impoverished. We got a small Plumrose
ham and when I see all 12
of us sitting around that long Thanksgiving table,that itty-bitty ham looks more like a friggin'
Hamlet...