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"Promised my wife I wouldn't drink today...we've got a nice little Saturday lined up actually. We're going to home depot to pick out some flooring. Maybe Bed, Bath Beyond..I don't know...I don't know if we'll have time."
"Promised my wife I wouldn't drink today...we've got a nice little Saturday lined up actually. We're going to home depot to pick out some flooring. Maybe Bed, Bath Beyond..I don't know...I don't know if we'll have time."
Taggart: "What do you want me to do, sir?"
Hedley Lamarr: "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down."
[Taggert looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: "I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican Bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a** kickers, **it kickers and Methodists."
Taggert[finding pen and paper] "Could you repeat that, sir?"
"You gonna bark all day little doggie? or are you gonna bite?"
Resevoir Dogs.
Mr Blonde calling out Harvey Keitel's character. I cant stand Keitels character in that film. He acts like like little girl.
Harry: "So you got fired again, eh?"
Lloyd: "Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?"
Harry: "Yeah, well I lost my job too."
Lloyd: "Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense."
Harry: "No, none taken. You know what really chaps my a** though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred."
Lloyd: "Hey, chicks love it. It's the shaggin' wagon."
Lloyd: "Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beetles."
State Trooper: "You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?"
Lloyd: "Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?"
Old Lady: "Change? No I"m sorry I don't."
Lloyd: "Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?"
Old Lady: "Of course."
Lloyd: "Thanks. Hey I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't go dying on me!"
Lloyd: "I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming."
Harry: "Oh, no, no."
Harry: "My parakeet Petey"
Lloyd: "Yeah"
Harry: "He's dead."
Lloyd: "Oh man. I'm sorry. What happened?"
Harry: "His head fell off."
Lloyd: "His head fell off?"
Harry: "Yeah. He was pretty old."
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