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[Norm Barnes]

Barrell of Oil at 2 year Low -- drops $23. per Barrell!!!!
Today Crude dropped to $173. a barrell on word that distribution has been started on a completely environmentally safe fuel that can be used by all petroleum designed vehicles with the slightest of modification. Chevorn announced it plans distribution on Monday to chains of convenience stores in the Northeast. The fuel will be called "Algo" and cost about $4.23 per Gallon a savings of almost $1.50 per Gallon compared to current crude based fuels.

[Norm Barnes]

TAX LAWS REVISED!!! Today the IRS announced far reaching changes to the tax code which could make way for a flat tax charged on earnings at point of receipt. Many of the difficulties in implementing such a change was unreported income. The new tax codes make it advantageous to report all income and applying a single tax to its earning and giving credit for earnings to Social Security earnings. Illegals will also be able to report earnings without negative impact so long as they register on a work visa. It will also give them an opportunity for citizenship after 3 years and passing required immigration naturalization requirements. Unreported income has been determined to be a cause for alll of us to pay higher taxes along with the many deductions which make it ludicrous and actually almost make it a game for the wealthy to play every year around April. All individuals at all levels will be required to pay a flat tax. Those receiving Social Security and earning less than $30K will have the tax credited to their earnings and then deducted thus washing out the tax for earnings of Social Security less than $30K.

[cruxan]

year 2017 massive world wide cold snap continues!! severe shortage of grain to feed live stock. price of food skyrockets.. al gore heavily invested in foul weather gear campanies,, makes a killing. humans trying to produce more carbon to cool planet from mini ice age..

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

The UFOs that had landed near populated areas of the nation last week have left without any harm to humans or property. It has been reported that several aliens had been in communications with humans and asked questions. No humans were injured in this exchange of information. It was determined that the aliens were leaving earth after finding out that there was no hope in helping mankind, humans were beyond help and out of control according to their higher intellect and abilities.

Meanwhile the wars, poverty, religious and political unrest around the world continue as usual with no evidences
of change taking place.

Two residents of Phoenix, who go by the names AksarbeN, and Magnum Mike, have won both the Powerball and the Mega-Bucks multi-state lotteries. The Powerball jackpot was $300 million Dollars, and the Mega-Bucks was also $300 million, for a total cash value of $300 million in both lotteries. After taxes, each of those individuals will receive a one lump-sum payment of $160 million Dollars.

When asked what they're going to do with all that money, AksarbeN, jokingly said that he'll have enough money to fill up the gas tank in his truck a couple of times.

Magnum Mike said he will keep his redneck simple lifestyle, and he'll keep his Nissan SUV and truck. He'll also retire and do a lot of volunteer work at his church, and he'll tithe 10% of his $160 million to various churches, and help his church with a number of projects.

[Charles]

The los angeles kings are the stanley cup champions!

[Norm Barnes]

We'll remember Mike - He was a great man. The shock was just too much for him. Meeting at Houlihan Pub to honor him and his wise decision making. At 98 he went too young.

[sun queen]

U know I am just had a thought, if someone is thing of food more than retail shoppers... maybe we in way more trouble that I am thinking.

[AksarbeN]

Due to the high costs of energy, higher costs of goods and services, plus the price of new cars, milk, bread, vegetables, meats, cable services, birth and death costs rising, etc etc etc with everything is going UP, except dirt! Yes, dirt is cheap. You can buy a dirt yard with a house on it for a lot less money then several years ago. Just remember when you buy a house cheap or have to pay more money for everything else ~ who did this to you and why they are not in jail. Never forget those white collar criminals on Wall Street, the bankers of this nation caused the problems and none are living with Bubba as a room mate in jail.

[RMoore007]

President Bieber Throws Out First Pitch At Nationals Game-After winning their third straight World Series, the Washington Nationals start the year with three women in their lineup, the most since Boston last year with two.

[fuzzymystic]

Oscar Winner Andy Dick slated to star in Ben Hur remake!