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I don't really have anything to contribute, other than a woman put her husband in a suitcase and was discovered. Her hubby is a contortionist. Now she is being charged criminally... Ah that love...
LOL shame she didn't answer Today's Question She would have had the best answer for the most unusual thing packed in a suitcase lol
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Another day in "La La Land"
Needum is off to the grocery market. Hmmmmm!! Apple's $1.69 a lb -- Lemon Merinque pie - $4.99. Potato Salad - $2.49 a lb -- Tilapia Fillet's - $4.99 a lb. Crunchy Vegetable Salad - $5.99 a lb and Via Roma Pizza - $3.99 a lb. Its tough being on a diet and after that newscast concerning fat children very concerning. He's just glad that there's so much cheap food out there -- too bad so much of it is unhealthy. Well anyway Needum filled his cart and went to checkout. He bought the: Lemon Merinque Pie, the Potato Salad, and the Via Roma Pizza - they were on special and a variety of items like butter, whole milk, eggs, M&M's, etc., etc. He got to the checkout and started feeling uncomfortable. The clerk looked at his items and from under her glasses says: "Health nut, huh?" Needum laughed pulled out the money to pay for the order turned to the clerk cupping his hand and pointing and says: "Its for the wife". Moral of the story: "If your gaining weight its probably the wife's fault." or is it "Trix are for kids"?
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Just another day in "La La Land"
Needum was excited he bought it - Toyota Corona for under $2K. He drove home picked up Didum and they went out house hunting first filling up at $.35 per gallon and picking up a nickel Hershey Bar and a $.12 cent coke. They sped away to meet their Realtor and looked at homes from between $15K to $20K -- they were excited and went to the RE office and made an offer. They put their 20% Down and were ready to apply for a mortgage................
Shake, Shake, Shake --- Honey wake up you'll be late for work. Didum had a problem getting Needum up today but after some effort he finally got on his way. Needum left the house head down and a frown on his face. Moral: "And then I woke up"
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Needum went to the local Wawa to gas up. It was pretty crowded. He couldn't remember what side his gas tank was on so he pulled up to a pump to check. He noted it was on the driver's side and of course as fate would have it he was parked on the wrong side of the pump. He got in his car preparing to turn around and enter the proper way. He pulled up and as he did a woman pulled in and took his spot. He figured no problem he moved towards another and again someone pulled in just as he was ready to obtain a pump. He saw another and same thing happened again. He had a thought. He entered the Wawa remembering how the rest rooms always seemingly have these caution signs up -- he grabbed the caution sign and walked over to a vacated pump and placed the sign just across from the pump. He then returned to his car and drove to the pump removed the sign and readied to pump his gas. While all this was going on the guy across from him was just watching and smiling. Needum asked him what he was smiling about. He said look at the pump -- on the pump was a sign - "OUT OF ORDER". Moral of the story: "You're never really smart as you think you are".
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EVERY FEMALE 18 OR OLDER MUST JOIN THE MILITARY! The essential ingredient for viagra can no longer be produced. A small remaining supply of viagra has been stolen and is being sold on the black market for $50,000 per pill with the cost going up every day. It was not general knowledge that almost every male on the planet was taking viagra and now without the pill men have gone berzerk. Women must join the GDI division (Gotta Do It) of the military. Uniforms will be a bright pink that glows in the dark. Each woman will carry a pistol, rifle or bazooka that fires ammunition loaded with valium to keep the men calm. You must sign up now, control the viagra addicts and handle all the jobs that have been abandoned! Manufacturers are attempting to create a duplicate. Hang in there! Hanging .... ha ha
TEXANS ARE MOVING TO THE NORTH! The drought went on and on and city water tanks were empty. Bathing was not allowed no matter where the water came from. Then it finally rained and kept on raining. From one extreme to another, Texans have had enough. Most are headed for NYC to see if it really is such a big deal. If not, there will be a wagon train to California.
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Viagara - purple - uh! oh! - the pills I've been taking are from Roche Labs and are blue with a "V" in the center. No wonder its not working. Its a really really nice day -- look at the bees jumping from flower to flower and all the pretty color in the sky -- ummmmmmmmmm!!! I think - well - I think - yawn - I'm going to go to bed -- Sex - aw no! - I 'm really, really tired zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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MSN news - -What Next Trojan Asteroids!!!!!!!
Kitty - Feel for you - first the Viagara now the water - how can one medicate anymore? Aw nuts - Got an idea -- Kitty - they have those extra space shuttles now - maybe we and the gang can rent one and take a real trip -- what do ya think? We just got to watch out for those Trojan Asteroids -- Trojan Asteroids -- makes them sound like a heavenly sex toy (In our viagra ridden planet) doesn't it? Got it!!!! Buy Trojan Asteroids today at your local pharmacy - Don't leave earth without it!!!!!!
Kitty - Feel for you - first the Viagara now the water - how can one medicate anymore? Aw nuts - Got an idea -- Kitty - they have those extra space shuttles now - maybe we and the gang can rent one and take a real trip -- what do ya think? We just got to watch out for those Trojan Asteroids -- Trojan Asteroids -- makes them sound like a heavenly sex toy (In our viagra ridden planet) doesn't it? Got it!!!! Buy Trojan Asteroids today at your local pharmacy - Don't leave earth without it!!!!!!
Good grief! I'll bet those are already out there!
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She would have had the best answer for the most unusual thing packed in a suitcase lol
Another day in "La La Land"
