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ylisa7 · 08-04-2009, 09:19 PM

*Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed ?

*If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth ?

*Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed ?

*Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your butt ?

*Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, '*My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

*Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

*If croûtons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

*Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?

*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

*Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

*Why did the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these hangydown things and drink whatever comes out'?

*What do people in China call their good plates?

*Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

*Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?