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Originally Posted by John1960
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed.
One...to attack the patriotism of anyone that says the light bulb needs to be changed.
One...to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
One...to give a billion dollar no-bid/cost-plus contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
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Lets not forget the Democrat who will give
1) Health insurance to the individual who changed the bulb
2) union wages for the 5 minutes it takes
3) team of democrats needed to arrange housing for the individuals when done
4) transportation to the individual to get to the light bulbs
5) daycare for the individuals 18 children
6) 4 years of schooling to retrain the indivdual because his skill is no longer needed after the light bulb is changed
7) blame Bush for the light bulb going out in the first place
8) and lifetime unemployment when he's done.
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