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Old 07-14-2010, 02:12 PM
 
Location: Long Beach, California
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Thought this might be a fun thread...here's my list:

1.
Introduce him to your whole family. Make sure that you give your family
a heads up that they should be overly affectionate, hug, and say
"Welcome to the family!"
1a. Tell them about how much you've always loved them. Propose.

2. Talk about your ticking biological clock. Ask if he/she wants a large family

3. Talk about marriage

4. Talk about your ex--ad nauseaum. Talk in extremes--either how much you loved them/hated them. DO NOT be neutral.

5. Talk about your sex life/lack thereof

6. If you had offered to pay for dinner--come up short on the bill--accuse them of ordering/eating too much.

7. If you offered to pay--shoot them a look and tell them not to order
the most expensive thing on the menu. When they order, cut them off and
tell them that it's too much.

8. Drink too much. Get sloppy drunk.

9. Show up for your date already high, drunk, etc.

10. Don't shower/bathe before your date. In fact, go to the gym and walk the dogs/do yardwork, etc. and then go on your date.

11. Talk about your medical/hygiene issues--like foot odor, b.o., constipation, etc.

12. If you actually make it to a kiss, make it a wet and sloppy one--be aggressive--shove your tongue down their throat.

13. Suggest in a not-so-subtle way after the date that you expect them to 'put-out' especially if you have paid.

14. Curse

15. Talk about hot-button issues--abortion, religion, etc. Disagree
with whatever they might say--disagree in a disagreeable way...
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:22 PM
 
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8. Drink too much. Get sloppy drunk.
Lol, nice list. Unfortunately, #8 has disqualified me a couple times with some very solid prospects. Yes, first dates are for casual drinking, not tequila shooters with a beer back.
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:29 PM
 
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Originally Posted by mayalevi View Post
Thought this might be a fun thread...here's my list:

1.
Introduce him to your whole family. Make sure that you give your family
a heads up that they should be overly affectionate, hug, and say
"Welcome to the family!"
1a. Tell them about how much you've always loved them. Propose.

2. Talk about your ticking biological clock. Ask if he/she wants a large family

3. Talk about marriage

4. Talk about your ex--ad nauseaum. Talk in extremes--either how much you loved them/hated them. DO NOT be neutral.

5. Talk about your sex life/lack thereof

6. If you had offered to pay for dinner--come up short on the bill--accuse them of ordering/eating too much.

7. If you offered to pay--shoot them a look and tell them not to order
the most expensive thing on the menu. When they order, cut them off and
tell them that it's too much.

8. Drink too much. Get sloppy drunk.

9. Show up for your date already high, drunk, etc.

10. Don't shower/bathe before your date. In fact, go to the gym and walk the dogs/do yardwork, etc. and then go on your date.

11. Talk about your medical/hygiene issues--like foot odor, b.o., constipation, etc.

12. If you actually make it to a kiss, make it a wet and sloppy one--be aggressive--shove your tongue down their throat.

13. Suggest in a not-so-subtle way after the date that you expect them to 'put-out' especially if you have paid.

14. Curse

15. Talk about hot-button issues--abortion, religion, etc. Disagree
with whatever they might say--disagree in a disagreeable way...
OP , it sounds like almost everything I ever dated On-line ! LOL !
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:29 PM
 
Location: My Private Island
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If you're out on a first date with a guy and he takes "it" out!!

*classic Seinfeld episode*
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:33 PM
 
Location: Duh mountains
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If you're out on a first date with a guy and he takes "it" out!!

*classic Seinfeld episode*
If you don't want him to take it out, you shouldn't have let him put it in in the first place.
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:37 PM
 
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If you don't want him to take it out, you shouldn't have let him put it in in the first place.
Zing!! and +1
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:39 PM
 
Location: Back in the gym...Yo Adrian!
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Can't tell you how many of these things actually happened to me on first dates, but in most cases there wasn't a second date to find out how much worse it would get.
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:39 PM
 
Location: My Private Island
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If you don't want him to take it out, you shouldn't have let him put it in in the first place.
If he doesn't want to get punched in the crotch, he best keep that weiner in there until it's summoned........which will not be on a first date for most.
































Notice I did say for MOST!
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:41 PM
 
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Lightbulb busy hands....

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If you're out on a first date with a guy and he takes "it" out!!

*classic Seinfeld episode*
Went to the movie with this guy , I think it was Hell Boy ( serious ) the name of the movie.

This guy put his hand on my thigh I moved it back onto his lap .

He put it there again and when I tried to move his hand the struggle was on !

We physically fought where he would try and I would put it back.. ( exhausting) This went on for about 5 minutes and I got disgusted and ended the date.

Yes, I did whisper to him during the movie to stop but apparently that got him excited even more ! ( weirdo )

Guys : If a girl moves your hand back on your lap, Isn't that a signal that you are going too far ?

Yes , it was an on-line date ! ( I know , next time take yourself to a movie and after that date thats what I did ! )

I am talking FIRST date !

ugh...!
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Old 07-14-2010, 02:59 PM
 
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Went to the movie with this guy , I think it was Hell Boy ( serious ) the name of the movie.

This guy put his hand on my thigh I moved it back onto his lap .

He put it there again and when I tried to move his hand the struggle was on !

We physically fought where he would try and I would put it back.. ( exhausting) This went on for about 5 minutes and I got disgusted and ended the date.

Yes, I did whisper to him during the movie to stop but apparently that got him excited even more ! ( weirdo )

Guys : If a girl moves your hand back on your lap, Isn't that a signal that you are going too far ?

Yes , it was an on-line date ! ( I know , next time take yourself to a movie and after that date thats what I did ! )

I am talking FIRST date !

ugh...!
Lol, he should have nuzzled you with the whole "hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket" trick.
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