Relationship Chat Thread #10 (attractiveness, married, woman, attractive)

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by seeniorita

Oooooooo.....I'm a who...........getting a pat on the head from Sifu......

LOL!

And not just ANY who...but Little Cindy-Lou Who!


And Sifu grabbed the mug, for the brew he did love
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
Little Cindy-Lou Who
36-24-32

The Sifu had been caught by this tiny Who daughter
who didn't take naps but she knew that she oughta'

She stared at the Sifu and said "SifuPhil, why?
Why are you sipping from coffee mugs? WHY?"

But, you know, that old Sifu was so smart and so slick.
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!

"Why, my sweet little tot", the fake SifuPhil lied
"There's a bean in this coffee that's white on one side.
So I'm taking it home to my kitchen, my dear.
I'll roast it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."

And his fib fooled the child.
Then he patted her head
and he gave her Jolt Cola and sent her to bed.

And when Cindy-Lou Who went to bed with her cup,
He went to the kitchen and started his Krup.

[seeniorita]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

LOL!

And not just ANY who...but Little Cindy-Lou Who!


And Sifu grabbed the mug, for the brew he did love
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
Little Cindy-Lou Who
36-24-32

The Sifu had been caught by this tiny Who daughter
who didn't take naps but she knew that she oughta'

She stared at the Sifu and said "SifuPhil, why?
Why are you sipping from coffee mugs? WHY?"

But, you know, that old Sifu was so smart and so slick.
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!

"Why, my sweet little tot", the fake SifuPhil lied
"There's a bean in this coffee that's white on one side.
So I'm taking it home to my kitchen, my dear.
I'll roast it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."

And his fib fooled the child.
Then he patted her head
and he gave her Jolt Cola and sent her to bed.

And when Cindy-Lou Who went to bed with her cup,
He went to the kitchen and started his Krup.

You are the greatest....the greatest I say!!

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by seeniorita

You are the greatest....the greatest I say!!

He IS the greatest buffoon!

[ChessieMom]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

Sounds like more pain than it's worth...

It is unless you have your own personal geek-on-call.

[ChessieMom]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Since we're getting all techie here...anyone use Linux? I had a brief flirtation with it, but never even got to first base...

Linux is for those people that truly truly enjoy configuring and modifying their operating systems. Linux is an open, free, OS...and while that means that you can customize to your hearts content, it also means....you better know what you're doing. Totally a geek thing.

[Philosophizer]

yep...

[Chowhound]

I'm feeling a little country this evening..... got some Brooks and Dunn playing, might follow it up with some Wynonna........

I'm not a country guy..... usually.

[Djuna]

Yeehay Chow...ride em cowboy!

Nothing wrong with a little country and western now and then

[Philosophizer]

Brett Favre, what were you thinking? You're married. You're a grandpa. Who expects a woman to swoon over a picture of a ****? Not the prettiest piece of anatomy God ever created. No one should ever take a picture of their genitals and expect them to remain private. I'm not sure what's more pathetic, the VM's or the sending the pics after getting shot down.

[Rakin]

Originally Posted by Djuna

Yeehay Chow...ride em cowboy!

Nothing wrong with a little country and western now and then

Advice from a Texan.... just don't let her wear her spurs to bed. We've tried that on Fantasy night and I can tell you those suckers hurt and will leave a scar.