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Old 11-10-2010, 12:01 AM
 
Location: Southern California
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Humor opens a lot of doors.
Knock-knock jokes, fer sure...
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:06 AM
 
Location: Everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for-B Marley
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Knock-knock jokes, fer sure...
Fer sure not! LOL Just a good one-liner that she'll remember will do.
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:10 AM
 
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lol@ "coffee".. what is she 40.. what people that age meet up for "coffee"
like she's a sleep deprived milf or something. no to the coffee. and dont tell her she's cute

also dont use the "oh my friends are waiting for me" crap if you go up and ask for 1 movie ticket LOLOL she'll be like "what friends? i just saw u walk in alone you a--hole"

start up a quick convo, dont tell her she's cute. and instead of the 'my friends are waiting' crap just say ur movie's gona start and u wana keep talking to her and ask for her number.


Then if you are successful I STRONGLY suggest watching "The D.E.N.N.I.S System" episode of "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"

matter of fact, watch that episode first. THEN approach her.
good luck bro
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:43 AM
 
Location: SWUS
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Ask her, If I were to let you take me out, where would we go and would it include free popcorn with extra butter? Because I'm free Friday night.
I was actually thinking that something along this line would be funny- "Hey, I was wondering if you'd like to meet me for a movie sometime?"
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:59 AM
 
Location: Everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for-B Marley
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I was actually thinking that something along this line would be funny- "Hey, I was wondering if you'd like to meet me for a movie sometime?"
Yeah you might want to work on that some more--if you're trying to convey humor.
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Old 11-10-2010, 01:08 AM
 
Location: SWUS
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oh, ffs.. Chances are that any answer I give isn't going to click with at least one of you lol
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Old 11-10-2010, 01:16 AM
 
Location: Everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for-B Marley
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oh, ffs.. Chances are that any answer I give isn't going to click with at least one of you lol
Kind of touchy for someone who asked, aren't you?
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Old 11-10-2010, 02:09 AM
 
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Tell her you'd love to take her to the movies. Hahahahaha.....
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Old 11-10-2010, 03:37 AM
 
Location: Hawaii
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Leave out the "you're cute" part and it's good and simple. More of a chance she'll say no though, because:

1. people in the service industry get hit on and asked out more often when they are at work and she might just be tired of it
2. she's at work and feels gross and not pretty/sexy

but that doesn't matter at all. you should still go for it. I always think you should go for it even if your chances are really bad and in this situation they aren't too bad.

oh and the movie thing is not funny at all and she probably hears it all the time. Not trying to be a hater, but there are things I hear all the time at work that people think are super funny and they are NOT and it makes me want to shoot them in the face. (haha?) Don't be cheesy whatever you do.
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Old 11-10-2010, 04:29 AM
 
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Humor opens a lot of doors.

Compliment something about her - not her overall, 'I really like that tattoo or ring' 'where did you have that done?' or whatever - just something specific as an opener.

Then ask her if she'd like to go to the movies with you on some specific night.
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