Well men, I'm going to give this a shot and like all topics men and women related, I'm going to be wrong by the time the women are through.....
All men appreciate a great intellect. You may find that cliche and a softball of sorts but, it really is true. Sex last for minutes, the talks last for hours....hard to stay that engaged, for that long, if you dont' have much to discuss in common? Besides, it helps to oversee any "anamolies" that a women might have.......
After that, hair is way, way up on the list. It's one of the most obvious parts to a women...roll around in a jersey knit and curlers and your odds diminish....have it shiny and vibrant like the gal in the commercial we never seem to see in real life and wow, what a door opener....Me? I prefer dark to light....sexier and more vivacious.....that Jaquilyn Smith, Kate Jackson, Mimi Rogers, Diane Lane (in the younger years and no, I don't call highlights, blonde anymore than you do when yours don't turn out so well and "hers"...does.) that Loreal girl with the mirror like shine on TV 24X7, Robin Guillla whatever the hell her name is.....
Yep, beautiful, full, long, shiny hair is simply a delight....
Next up? Legs.....or as one of my many a crass friends might say, "sticks"...have a shapely, athletic appendage with a slight tan and voila...have two and off we go....the motion of the upper thigh through the calf is a beautiful sight in motion.....so much grace, so much poise......
Moving on? Stomachs....whoa! you say? As much as you like a washboard, we like a more vertical line here as well. Although, it has become fashonable to have a little tummy. We are fine with that. Curves are as alluring as anything....do not be afraid to carry a few extra....we won't mind....
Rears. Who can argue that? Eyes seem transfixed on them and fortunately for you, so is Madison Avenue. They can even get Sandra Bulloch's "wider across the beam" boxers to appear suddenly youthful in that movie, the blindside. Between the boots she doesn't ride in and the slender legs rising to a full rear, it's amazing how much they can hide but, here's the cool part. The guys are fine with it. In fact, the woman of today carries more back there than ever before and we love it.....
However, when all is said and done, it comes down to boobs. Wow, the great equalizer. While you never get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression, and considering that today's boob styles arrive a step or two before the rest of you, I'd say that's right. All things said, nothing beats a D cup save except maybe, a DD or E....Got bad "teef" er, teeth, no problem, slap a pair of these airbags and your phone will ring off the hook. Carrying a little too much in the rear? Install a set and watch the balancing of physics take hold of your physique......Can't afford that wardrobe your credit-card eating friends at work can? No sweat, with a new set of twins, you will be GLAD to take the new wardrobe on credit as it will be the last dinner YOU ever pay for.....
Being anatomically incorrect worked for that tramp Barbie and it'll work for the tramp in you. Hey, she got "Ken" didn't she? Burger King's Whoppers have nothing on these. And apparently I am on to something because there are more "have's" nowadays than "have nots"...amazing.....I guess Dr. Greengard has gotten to everyone....if I'm wrong, explain the payment plans available....yes, I'd have to say, dollar for cosmetic dollar, nothing says you are "it" more than 20lbs of firmness riding high and somewhat exposed...Why else do they get the good jobs? And all this time you thought it was because she was blonde
Had you going for a few paragraphs, eh? Hey, I'm as deep as a saucer, what can I say....you go big boob girl...
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